View the gallery Oh, VMAs red carpet. Our time together was so brief, so sweet, like a summer romance with a paramour we'll think back on fondly until Facebook Memories reminds us what it actually looked like. [Photos: Getty]
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I said this in the piece we wrote for Cosmo, but this look is giving me major cognitive dissonance: Her upper half cannot wait for your Labor Day Pool Party at the Mandalay Bay, and her bottom half is totally dreading her tax appointment later this afternoon. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery Some of the dudes at the VMAs last night looked totally snazzy -- I'm trying to bring "snazzy" back -- and some of them took a swing and a miss.
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Bebe is one of those toiling-in-relative-obscurity types who got her foot in the door as a featured singer and a co-songwriter, but now has her own album coming out in the fall. (Which is very much looming now, by the way. College football starts NEXT WEEK.
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This is surprisingly reasonable and that makes me nervous, like a moment when you realize that you haven't seen a bird in thirty-six hours, or you come home to find hundreds of dead bees on your lawn: It's lovely, and she looks great in it,
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The blazer is legitimately great. The pants, I cannot wait to see on Jane Fonda later in this year, when she will ROCK THEM and put us all to shame. But I feel like she's forgotten something. I can't quite figure out what it is. She&
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Because of the makeup, I barely recognized her. In fact, that might have been her hope. She looks like the "before" picture in a reality show called Will You Please Tell Her Because She Never Listens To Me And I Just CANNOT Anymore. Carson Kressly will host, with
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View the gallery Sadly, our photo subscription didn't have the pictures of Beyonce's performance, although that's probably best watched in action, anyway. Still, we get the rest of her outfits, plus Rihanna, plus metallic-canary madness that was Britney Spears. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery The good news is, this slideshow is way shorter than it would have been in previous years. The bad news is Rita Ora. [Photos: Getty]
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"IT'S LIKE THIS: KIM WAS IN HER CLOSET FOR HOURS UNTIL SHE STARTED TO GLOWER AND I WAS GROWING SOUR, AND BECAUSE I'M A SERIOUS VOW-ER AND 'TIL DEATH DO US PART' STILL HAS POWER, I OFFERED HER FREE WEEZY AND SHE
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"HEY Y'ALL, Admit it. This dress is surprisingly sophisticated coming from me -- especially if you consider MY RED CARPET PAST [seriously what was I even thinking half the time yes I'm talking about Kevin. Did you forget he was alive? SO DID I!] -- even if
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I genuinely was worried Hailee had forgotten how to do this. Yes, okay, it's also got an aura of Ugly Grandma Sweater, but you know what? I love grandmothers. And I love sweaters. And now that I'm basically emotionally a grandmother myself, I kind of miss
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View the gallery On one hand, at least Beyonce is trying something somewhat new and different. On the other, I'm not sure if Styled Vaguely By Gaga needs to be a thing. On the third hand, which I need to have checked out by a doctor, is it
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