ACM Awards Fug Carpet: Sheryl Crow
WORDS, y'all. Pants WHAT? Bodice HUH? Flares HMM? Tan HEH? Fit REALLY? Highlights ARE YOU SURE? It's the fashion equivalent of chronic uptalking. [Photo: Getty]
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AMCs Fug Carpet: Beth Behrs
An eagle-eyed Fug National pointed out that Blonde Lea Michele's dress here is the same as the one Annie Potts just wore on GCB. That is unfortunate timing. It was never going to look better in this non-color, and also, it's really hard to
Read moreACM Fugs and Fabs: Miranda Lambert
View the gallery I decided in February -- right around when she was chatting Lady Gaga's head off at the Grammys, in between tweeting about how gross Chris Brown is -- that I like Miranda Lambert. She seems like a kick. She seems like someone, in fact, with whom you
View GalleryACMs Fug Carpet: The Band Perry
View the gallery I'm sure these are very nice people, but I almost can't focus on Kimberly Perry's dishwater fountain of a gown, because I'm so distracted by the fact that she's the week-old turkey in a vampire Monkee
View GalleryACMs Feh Carpet: Carrie Underwood
Is it just me, or does Carrie Underwood not seem all that jazzed about this? Sure, she's smiling, but it's the stretched, tight grin of a woman who's been told by a kinky saboteur not to complain or else her shoe closet will be
Read moreACMs Mostly Well Played: Taylor Swift
View the gallery My chief beef with Taylor here is this: Emcee Blake Shelton cracked a joke about her omnipresent, amazed, dropped-jaw OMG face -- you know, the one she deploys whenever she wins something/is applauded for something/gets her order delivered correctly at a restaurant, and which seems
View GalleryACMs Fug Carpet: LeAnn Rimes
View the gallery Yawn. On several levels, not least of them being that we've seen this dress (or its incarnations, anyway) a WHOLE LOT already. See? Brooklyn and Gwynnie and Kidman, and now LeAnn, although I would argue she is the least famous of all of them and
View GalleryACM Awards Fug Carpet: Sara Evans
Not being a huge country music aficionado, I am mostly familiar with Sara Evans here because she had like a SUPER JUICY divorce a couple of years ago, and Us Weekly kept me totally informed about the shenanigans. As Wikipedia recapped it, "On October 12, 2006, Evans left Dancing
Read moreACMs Fug Carpet: Laura Bell Bundy
I'm not sure what happened here. But I like to think it's the final set piece in a terrible/awesome movie called WHEN FABRIC ATTACKS.
Read moreACMs Fug Carpet: Martina McBride
Poor Martina. So brave. Those look terribly itchy and enflamed, and yet she smiles, in deference to Rule No. 1: Never scratch your pustules on the red carpet. Luckily for her, she found a cooling salve right before her big moment on-stage: Yes, that's right, two people
Read moreACM Fug and Meh Evening: Miranda Lambert
View the gallery I freely admit that I know basically nothing about Miranda Lambert, other than that she's marrying another country star, Blake Shelton -- this is because I don't really follow country music (I think that section of my brain ended up getting diverted to my
View GalleryACM Fug or Fab Carpet: Nicole Kidman
KEITH: Come on, pookie face, give the cameras some love. NICOLE: No. KEITH: Awwwww, who's being a crankypants? NICOLE: Shut up. KEITH: Are my little Crabby Drawers? Are you? NICOLE: Stop it! I just... I don't want to break my streak. KEITH: What streak? NICOLE: The
Read moreACM Fug or Fab Carpet/Performance Hmmmm: Carrie Underwood
View the gallery Of the approximately thirty country music awards shows, the ones that don't let Carrie Underwood host are the most boring, because I enjoy her ten costume changes. Even Carrie seems like she had a little trouble drumming up enthusiasm, because seriously, WHAT is happening with
View GalleryACM Awards Fug: Reese Witherspoon
ROBERT PATTINSON: Hi, Reese. REESE WITHERSPOON: Hi, Rob. ROB: So we're here to celebrate country music because we're in Water for Elephants, which is... set in the country, I guess? REESE: I don't know. I'm just trying to put on a happy
Read moreAcademy of Country Music Awards Fug or Fab: Julianne Hough
View the gallery Several things occurred to me when I saw Julianne Hough here: a) Facially, she sort of looks like Amanda Woodward to me. b) Amanda Woodward would NEVER date Ryan Seacrest. c) How is it possible that Us Weekly seriously thinks Julianne Hough is going to marry Seacrest?
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