"This was just left over from all the gowns I called in from my Oscar run. It's nice, right?" "Should I just toss on some jewelry and call it a day? Let's just do that." [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery No event brings out more models than this one. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery If it seems like we're missing someone major in this category -- like, say, one Kimberly Kardashian -- it's because she got her own post. Let's dig into the also-rans! [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty]
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View the gallery These pre-parties had everyone from Voldemort to Cressida Bonas. No one was Avada Kedavra'ed, though. AS FAR AS I KNOW. [Photos: INF, Splash, Jon Furniss/Corbis]
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View the gallery "Basic" is not ALWAYS an insult. (PS: If you think we've missed someone, it's likely we already tackled them -- Emma Stone, for example, stands alone.) [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery I DO love Things That Are Shiny, but I really think half of these are totally successful. FAIR WARNING. [Photos: INF, Fame/Flynet]
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On the red carpet pre-show, Melissa here literally admitted that she's wearing a "chop shop" of items that were already in her closet, which....DUDE. She also told this whole long story about how she wanted to go to FIT and become a designer, but
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View the gallery I feel like we're moving in the right direction with these girls. At last! [Photos: Getty, INF, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery It's so fun to have a fug-off when both of the competitors look freaking great.
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View the gallery As you know, in general I cannot resist a metallic. But some of these may be...resistible. [Photos: Getty, Splash, Fame/Flynet]
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I believe that this is good on her by any stretch of the imagination, but it's EVEN BETTER if you first reflect on what she used to wear. And I don't mean in the old Peed on Herself On Stage days, I mean like two months
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View the gallery Noted musician Heidi Klum, at the American Music Awards! I assume she's there to accept her award for Best German Language Spoken Word Poetry Recording, or something? No? Huh. I would have bet money. [Photos: Splash]
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I want to be clear: I am not fugging North West's artwork. That kid isn't even two years old. She's not SUPPOSED to be doing anything other than swirling things around and making handprints with help from an adult. She didn't make
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View the gallery We accidentally published this without text here, which... I mean, that was bound to happen. I'm surprised it didn't happen two days ago. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery I am, as regular readers know, VERY SUSCEPTIBLE to pink and red together. I just love it. It's like a big old Valentine ON YOUR BODY. And thus I think she may have talked me into this. Do you want to talk me OUT of
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