View the gallery "HOLA LOVERS. Ay, I am not paying attention to Stank Idol this season, but my dancing love block Casper reads bedtime Internet to the children so sometimes I see pictures. And lovers, if Randy Jackson had tried this when I sat next to him, I would
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View the gallery "HOLA LOVERS. Last week you voted away one of my favorite pets. I saved her life. I am going to win a Nobel peace thingy for being full of humaniwhateverism. But this week? I come dressed for BATTLE."
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View the gallery "HOLA LOVERS! Did I not tell you? Last week, when they taunted me with a girl who looks like the other girl in the movie with all the lies about vampires, and they put her in pants? And I said NO, just like that, en español,
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View the gallery "HOLA LOVERS. Psst. Vengan aqui. Do you see? Do you see up here how I cling to Love In A Smellevator all of a sudden? It is because of Randy and his chest pins. Lovers, is he trying to steal the show from me? He knows
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View the gallery "Hola, lovers. No capitals today. Look at my face. That is the image of wah-waaaah. Because we went all over America and listened to sad people singing Bruno Mars and show tunes and stuff by Carrie Underpants and we STILL couldn't come up
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Well, at least she's stopped insisting on wearing cowboy boots with ABSOLUTELY everything, just for variety. And the pink party dress is very nice. But SWEET LORD, girl, your head should not look like it came out of a Dairy Queen machine.
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Unfortunately, Ewan McGregor was a few days too late for my Man Hair slideshow... ... and SEVERAL dollars short of buying some clippers, it seems. Ewan, I'm so sorry, but Edward Cullen doesn't have a biological father at this point. Speaking of the undead: HE'S
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STEVEN: Hey! Hey! Dude looks like a Randaaaay! RANDY: What up, dawg. STEVEN: This Idol gig is the jam, man. I'm loving it. We are a great team. RANDY: The best, man. STEVEN: Like Laurel and Hardy. RANDY: Crockett and Tubbs. STEVEN: The Golden Girls. RANDY: Hey, that&
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