View the gallery If this were a scene out of a Will Smith movie, he'd make that exact expression and be all, "What's all that racket, y'all?" and then probably break the fourth wall and... I don't know, come out
View Gallery
View the gallery Karolina Kurkova has set a high bar for herself, given that she showed up at the Met Ball in 2005 wearing a valentine. So in that sense, of course she went full turban. Where else was there to go? Also included: Gisele and Tom, lest you forget
View Gallery
JON BON JOVI: HA haaaaaa. TIGER WOODS: Heh. Heh-heh. DAVID COOK: YEEAAAAAAAH. JBJ: Hilarious, man. TIGER: Yeah! Uh, what is? DAVID: I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M HERE BUT I AM SO GLAD I CAME! JBJ: Good joke, Tiger, man. CLASSIC. TIGER: ... Did I say anything?
Read more
View the gallery I didn't get to see the NFL Draft this year (usually I watch the whole thing -- for real -- because I am insane), so I had to document the outfits of the top 10 picks (and then notable others) by relying on whatever photo scraps I
View Gallery
View the gallery These two are so gorgeous. And they are SO their own worst enemies sometimes. [Photos: Getty]
View Gallery
We saw Maria Sharapova at Vera Wang's show in New York, so once I saw this, I was all set with a comment about how Vera designs a lot of figure-skating costumes, and perhaps Maria is planning to trade tennis serves for triple salchows, and this is
Read more
View the gallery Never let it be said that Victor Cruz isn't enjoying the HELL out of being a Super Bowl champ.
View Gallery
Here's the thing: If I were ever to become famous, I would somehow create a contract wherein Madame Tussaud's was legally prohibited from making a waxwork in my image. Because they never make waxworks in anyone's actual, accurate image -- they look like they'
Read more
View the gallery Another tennis tournament, another Venus Williams creation. Awesomely, this one is a blousey romper --- although, she called it a jumper, which may have confused some of the Brit faithful at Wimbledon, who might have turned out in droves to see someone playing tennis in a sweater and
View Gallery
View the gallery I couldn't hold out on you: This is the best picture from the pre-Wimbledon bash. Her outfit is tennis-ball-esque. It might even be made of actual tennis balls. SHE IS A GIANT TENNIS BALL. And I think her dress is held together
View Gallery
View the gallery Looks like Royal Wedding Fever isn't entirely past us: Both Demi Moore and Serena Williams opted for madcap lids to go with their feathery gowns -- I actually think they both look smashing -- to the point where I started wishing for some kind of Celebrity Hat-
View Gallery
View the gallery Our nation is grappling with many insidious problems right now, but none -- NONE -- are more perilous to our impressionable youth than the state of Tom Brady's hair, which has taken a turn for the worse this week down in Brazil. It's time we
View Gallery
Serena Williams never goes to the Oscar telecast, after which a lot of attendees change into a new outfit for the parties. So she just tends to wear something different to each shindig, presumably as a way of getting in all the clothes-hopping fun with none of the cringe-
Read more
I'm a huge sports fan in general, but not of baseball particularly, so the other day when ESPN's Scott Van Pelt asked on the radio whether Ron Artest or Brian Wilson is crazier, I was like, "... Are the Beach Boys that notably insane?" But
Read more
Imagine my discomfort when I was watching Sunday Night Football, and they cut to Tom Brady's post-afternoon-game press conference, and it was this: Oh, Tom. TOM. THOMAS EDWARD BRADY, JR. YOU ARE NOT LIL' ABNER GOING TO THE DOGPATCH SQUARE DANCE AND PUMPKIN SMASH. FIX
Read more