Let's award points for the color. I am then going to retract said points for the torso triangle, the bandaged effect around it, and all the little fangs hanging off her waistband -- perhaps they are icicles, in an ode to the polar vortex -- as well as for the
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This one is from the Chanel show that Karl Lagerfeld did in Dallas, and I've decided he's punking us with it. It feels more like a vaguely Southwestern screen-saver that someone put out in 1999, to try and combat the appealing hilarity of Flying Toasters.
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Before you ask, it does not appear that Idris Elba was at this event, which is obviously a brutal tragedy for anyone with eyes. However, Naomie Harris's dress was pretty easy on them: The color story here -- wow, can you tell we were just at Fashion Week? I
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View the gallery She got out a lot this weekend for the BAFTAs. The first dress is vintage Balmain and I've sat with it for a while now and I've decided that the dress is interesting, but needs careful styling and the right woman to wear
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I have no idea why Lily Allen is at the BAFTAs, but I'm glad she's back out and about, and this dress really says, "I AM OUT AND ABOUT:" She looks like a Valentine come to life. It's totally over-the-top,
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My favorite look from last year's BAFTAs was Burberry, and so is this very nifty one: It's slithery and serpentine and sexy and fabulous, and I wish it were in my life. If I can't wear the dress, I could at least tile my
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I LOVE this picture: First of all, I always love her hair like this. Second, I appreciate that she's giving the photo pit some props -- at least, it looks like she's saying, "no, no, event photographers, it is you who are really working it. YOU.
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I deeply appreciate her for trying something unusual, and I actually wish Blanchett had done this: I'm not sure I'm feeling the metallic cummerbund, which looks like a fancy frog puffing up its stomach, or a piece of womb-armor. (That's not speculation, by
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This dress is by Victoria Beckham, and it's...it's fine, right? It's pretty enough, and her face looks great, but feels kind of like Amy's just treading water before the Oscars. I think we're hitting the point in awards season
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View the gallery I wanted her to come out and KILL IT to make up for the fact that Lea looked like a nightclub serial killer on the cover of Vanity Fair's Hollywood issue. Fortunately, she did deploy some good stuff before the BAFTAs, so at least that
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View the gallery Brad, tuxed; Angelina, untuxed, in (Yves) Saint Laurent. Let's discuss. [Photos: WENN, Fame/Flynet]
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For the BAFTAs, La Blanchett chose Alexander McQueen, and it's not fug at all, really. It's at least fine: It's actually rather pretty and also utilitarian and simple -- it covers her body, it clings, it has a couple ornate touches but nothing suffocating, nor
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View the gallery Well, as predicted, she looks HIDEOUS. And by "hideous," of course, I mean "totally great." Has she ever looked anything less than completely elegant? [Photos: WENN]
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This dress is actually really nice. But I swear to you, her head was on sale at a pastry cart outside Lincoln Center this morning. [Photo: Getty]
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First, I want to discuss the nefarious black-gloved hand that is photobombing this picture. She's looking all glamorous and healthy-haired, and then some dude behind her is passing photocopied national secrets with the nonsense code phrase, "I've always thought giraffes were the ones
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