I am so confused, honestly: a) Kelly Osbourne didn't get re-inducted into the current cast of Dancing With the Stars, right? She's just going to their party and enjoying being an alumni, correct? Because, in that case: b) why is she wearing what is seriously
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"Hmm," Eliza Dushku thought. "If wearing a bandeau top attached to high-waisted palazzo pants with a giant jeweled pin doesn't get me at least a MEETING to be on the next season of Dancing With the Stars, then I don't know what
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I kind of like this, and yet it confuses me: Is this a one-sleeved dress with which our old friend Melissa George is sporting a matching arm warmer? Or is it a two-sleeved dress in which one of the sleeves is wackily attached? Shall we take a closer
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ASHTON KUTCHER: We are SO HAPPY TOGETHER! No marital problems at all! OUR BODY LANGUAGE IS NOT AT ALL AWKWARD! DEMI MOORE: Ashton, let go of my wrist. We look all weird and Cruise-Holmesian. ASHTON: That's FINE WITH ME, PRECIOUS BRIDE! DEMI: Yeah. Like that's
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Congratulations are in order, Fug Nation: Minnie's replacement arms have finally hatched.
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As far as I know, this event was not a Halloween costume party. So it's beyond me why Helena Bonham Carter is dressed as Snooki dressed as the child of a Wild West brothel. Or maybe she's Amish Amy Winehouse. I can't decide.
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Hey, Jessica Biel dyed her hair! As a brunette, I love a brunette, but I sort of feel like THIS brunette looks a bit -- as Tyra would so delicately phrase it -- WAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. But perhaps it's just the makeup? The good news is that, from the neck down,
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Hey! Remember Charlotte Church? She's got a new album coming out this month -- or, as the kids call it, "dropping" -- and thus she's once more out and about: I just wish she would have run this outfit past someone before she left the house
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[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com] LADY GAGA: Yoooo hoo! OVER HERE! ANDERSON COOPER: I think that was the first time you've ever smiled that naturally in public. GAGA: I smile, Anderson. Just sometimes people can't see it. Underneath my meat mask. You know. ANDERSON: Is that a metaphor?
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Let's start with the makeup: It makes Kim Kardashian look like she's been punched in the mouth, and it subsequently swelled up to the point that it can't move naturally. And the dress is way too heavy for her curvy frame. Seriously, when you
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I have to admit, I feel like Rumer Willis has been looking really cute lately. Maybe I'm just getting old and soft, but I like to think that Demi eventually sat her down and said, "SERIOUSLY WHEN I TOLD YOU TO STAND UP STRAIGHT DURING THE GOLDEN
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I LOVE British awards programs (programmes?) because I get to read all about semi-obscure Brit celebs that we don't really get exposed to over here in the States, like Alesha Dixon here. Or, as I referred to her just now, "Oh, there's Alesha Dixon
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This is a handy excuse for me to mention that I feel like Gossip Girl is really GOOD this season. It helps that Katie Cassidy has joined the cast, because Katie Cassidy is awesome. Also potentially awesome: Honestly, Fug Nation, I'm still worn out from all the screeching
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Does Kate Hudson have the flu, or something? This just seems messier than her usual I'm-so-laid-back-that-a-puddle-has-more-pressure-than-my-blood aesthetic, as if she'd taken to her bed for three days and her agent finally dragged her out,
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First things first: I really love Kristen's makeup here, and I think this hair color is so flattering on her: Second things second: how do we feel about this dress? I like it, while also recognizing that it kind of looks like two super similar dresses sewn together
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