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Fug or Fab: Rebecca Hall

Fug or Fab: Rebecca Hall

I've been told three things about The Town. (1) My friend Mark, who knows these things, told me it's excellent. (2) My friend Grant, who knows these things, told me that Ben Affleck's abs look AMAZING therein. (3) Fug Nation, who knows these things,

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The Fuglls

The Fuglls

I can understand Kristin Cavallari wanting, in part, to approximate Heidi Montag's success: But SISTER. You know this is a slippery slope, right? A girl starts off with the sheer, tight cocktail dress and a visible push-up bra and the next thing you know, she ends up

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I Just Can't: Jennifer Connelly

I Just Can't: Jennifer Connelly

She's gorgeous. And I get this. Theoretically. AND YET I CANNOT. I just can't. Because I think those are technically bloomers and the day I sign off on bloomers is the day that I wake up in a covered wagon, traversing the Oregon Trail. In 1852.

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Can't Get You Out of my Fug

Can't Get You Out of my Fug

Kylie Minogue is one of those people where, regardless of what she's wearing, I tend to think, "Aw, but I LOVE Kylie Minogue." Admittedly, in this instance, what I ACTUALLY thought was, "Aw, I LOVE Kylie Minogue, but why is she wearing half of Cher&

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Never Let Me Fug

Never Let Me Fug

Let's start with what's working: Carey Mulligan's hair. All grown out and bobbed like this, it's so sassy and flattering: However, the dress is like a cross between a dashboard hula girl, a schoolmarm, and the kind of sensibly large bra you&

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That Thing You Fug

That Thing You Fug

I'd been wondering why I'm not seeing as much of Liv Tyler in things these days, and now I have my answer: She's been in mime school, learning those cherished time-honored bits like Lady Stuck In Jumpsuit and Why Are These Ribbons Buttoned

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Well Played, Leighton Meester

Well Played, Leighton Meester

It's not that we only want Leighton here to parade around in black dresses. Really. Yes, we're tired of her cracked-out clothes-with-cutouts phase, but we're not TOTALLY snoresville. However: Okay, so she's a tad facially monochromatic, like somebody polished

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Fugbours

Fugbours

Holly Valance here is an Australian pop star/actress who not only appeared on Prison Break, but also had a hit single in Europe that was based on a hit single in Turkey. Yes, and she also dated Alex "MOONLIGHT" O'Loughlin. Wikipedia is a font of

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Emmy Awards Fug or Feh Carpet: Eva Longoria Parker

Emmy Awards Fug or Feh Carpet: Eva Longoria Parker

I have long thought that if I were to be kidnapped by a weird, fashion-focused terrorist (so, Cojo) and put through a series of questions designed to prove my red carpet knowledge as the only route to freedom, the one that would save me would be, "OKAY MAGGOT:

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Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Mindy Kaling

Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: Mindy Kaling

Remember that horror film Prom Night that did pretty well? Apparently there is a sequel: Called Sock Hop, it's set at the funeral of everyone who died in the first one before they even got to slow dance and then lose their virginities. Nobody kicks it in this

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Emmy Awards Well Played: Archie Panjabi

Emmy Awards Well Played: Archie Panjabi

I want to hang out with these three: Is Alan Cumming wearing an ascot and slippers embossed with a skull and crossbones? I treasure him. I want to make him one of our GFY Interns, except I worry that he and Intern George might get embroiled in a Prank War

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