Very Good Fugs: Maggie Gyllenhaal
Well, at least her lipstick is nice. But the rest of it is, as Jess said, fashion oatmeal: lumpy, bland, unappetizing, and like homework to consume. [Photo: Getty]
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Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: More Neutrals
View the gallery We seem to be slipping back into a time when gowns are black, white, neutral, or red/red-orange. Neutrals aren't always bad, but tread carefully, y'all. We can't all have Megan Fox's head. [Photos: Getty, WENN]
View GalleryArthur Fug or Fab Omnibus
View the gallery You take your eyes off the red carpet for a couple of days and look what happens. People go crazy. And at the Arthur premiere, no less. Let's investigate further.
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Confession time: I am TOTALLY going to buy Gwyneth's cookbook. I love cookbooks. I love celebrity cookbooks. THIS celebrity cookbook will, I suspect, be both sort of amusing and potentially decent (Mario Batali is involved, after all.) One thing I will not be buying, however, is this outfit
Read moreHelen Mirren-y Played: Helen Mirren
View the gallery Because it's Hump Day, and we all need a little push to get over the hump. And by "a little push," I mean, "a solid ten minutes with Helen Mirren."
View GalleryFug or Fab: Amber Heard
I love this picture: Does anything truly bring home to you the delicious tanned quality of Michael Kors like this picture? He's as burnished and delectable as a piece of sourdough toast (my personal favorite). Although I am personally as pale as milk, every time I see him
Read moreOscars Fug or Fab Carpet: Halle Berry
It's interesting the way my feelings about a dress will morph from the moment I first see them, to the time when I actually get around to writing about them here. I mean, it is interesting for me. YOU probably don't really care so much. I
Read moreWell Played: Julia Stiles
Could someone please explain to me what year it is? We've written two pieces this week about how cute Julia Stiles is looking -- even in something that ought, ostensibly, to wash her out. What next? Am I going to be hired to write a piece about the new
Read moreFuglivia Munn
I've seen Attack of the Show, her stint on Greek, her ten seconds of screen time in Iron Man 2, her work on The Daily Show, and I've yet to understand what the big deal is about Olivia Munn and her occasionally very dead eyes. Although
Read moreKeeping Up With the Fugdashians
[Photo: Splash News] KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN: Kim, don't you think this has all gone far enough? KIM KARDASHIAN: What has? KOURTNEY: I mean, we've been photographed all over town. People remember we're here. The Kardashian brand has been goosed. Can't we just take
Read moreFug or Fab: Keira Knightley
The back of Keira's dress is, as we say in the tags for this post, interesting: I saw a photo taken from a weird angle in which the dress looked as though the fabric had been ripped, but in this snap, you can tell that it's
Read moreFug or Fab: Keira Knightley
I DO love Keira's expression here: She looks so PERKY and I love the short hair. Also, I want those shoes. So I have no hesitation about giving the old thumbs up to both the very top and the very bottom of her look. It's the
Read moreFug and Fug Take New Fug
An open letter to Kim Kardashian: Dear Kim, When you agree to appear at the opening of a bowling alley, it might behoove you to wear something you can, you know, BOWL IN. Just a suggestion. Love, Jessica
Read moreAmerican Fugs
Oh dear: Hey, Brittany Snow? Hi. We don't know each other, but I'm one of the nine people who watched all of American Dreams and thus I FEEL like I know you. (I love me some period dramas. Ask me about how I was the only
Read moreFug or Fab: Michelle Williams
I have such a tremendous fondness for Michelle Williams: Part of it, of course, is because I enjoyed her on Dawson's Creek -- there is something to be said about being a doomed character on a WB/CW soap who is given a dignified death on the same show
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