Nicki Minaj. Katy Perry. Jessie J. Scores of people overshadowing her, criticism over her new single, and the fact that her people ALLEGEDLY put a stop to a Weird Al parody f one of her songs. What's a poor, beleaguered, mid-backlash Gaga to do? It should be
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For as cracked-out as Stella McCartney herself looked, she did a nice job dressing our once-and-possibly-future Fug Nemesis Maggie Gyllenhaal here: The color is pretty, the neckline is nice, and Maggie pulled out some soft hair minus her usual treadmill wisps. At the moment, I'
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I really wish you could see the wonk in socialite Tara P-T's nose. It basically recently collapsed, because -- she's admitted this -- prolonged cocaine use jacked it up almost beyond repair. She kept touching the right side of it really gingerly, as if making sure it
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Oh, Kylie Minogue: You are adorable, and I want this outfit. Sure, it's 100% YSL and therefore would cost me, like, a couple months worth of rent. But I'm just saying. If The Secret is real (it's not), then this package that Jose, my
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Well, well, well. What have we here? It seems the Widow Longoria is branching out...TO THE GREAT WHITE WAY. Right? She is on her way to a performance of the All Singing, All Tap-Dancing, All Navy-Blue Bazooms Over Broadway, isn't she? This is going to
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View the gallery Apparently, Perez Hilton's birthday party theme this year was called the Blue Ball, which... cue the dad from A Christmas Story, and we'll leave it at that. But it's always fun to see which people take themes to crazy extremes -- you&
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View the gallery Because sometimes in a world of pantless starlets, Excel spreadsheets, impending taxes, and global unrest, you just want to spent ten minutes with someone who is awesome.
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I have missed Lil' Kim: It goes without saying: I also miss her old face. She sort of looks like she decided to borrow this one from LaToya Jackson. She may have also borrowed....well, what is she wearing? It looks like something you'd make in the
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For a variety of weird reasons, Rosario Dawson -- of all people -- has become kind of a GFY touchstone. Mostly, because there was the time that I almost died because of her. (She also has a very small but pivotal moment in our book.) And I guess all of that has
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Okay. I've decided that Juliette Lewis is actually TWINS: This is the good twin -- the Elizabeth Wakefield, if you will. Well-groomed, charming-looking, BEAUTIFULLY-dressed, the person to whom you'd happily entrust the care of your children -- responsible, mature, beautiful Juliette Lewis. THIS is the
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What was charming at the SAGs... ...feels depressed at the Oscars. I mean, look: this dress is pretty, if INCREDIBLY SIMILAR, thematically, to her SAGs dress (at least in terms of color and length) but dammit if it doesn't seem like the poor kid just sort of crawled
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The pros: Her smile is really cute here. The color is great. I've always wondered what a formal, skirted wetsuit would look like, and now I know: The con: this is one of those dresses where I feel like the modest neckline -- which I sort of dig, as
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My favorite part of this is how it looks as though part of Blake's skirt is attached to her elbow with fishing wire, so that whenever she moves her arm, the hem of her dress pops up (I think she just swooshed that layer of frock skyward as
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Well, this is subtle: Meredith Ostrom here has been in a bunch of random things -- Wikipedia claims she's mostly a painter, but Wikipedia also claims that "The topic of this article may not meet the notability guideline for biographies." My feeling is that her dress does
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Overall, I really like this dress on Julianne. But the the bow on the back of the dress interferes -- in photos, anyway -- with the lines of the front. I think in person it probably looked normal, because the eye could distinguish between Dress and Back Bow, but in a flat
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