View the gallery Seriously, if you think about it, Zoe Saldana gets the wardrobe of a Cate Blanchett, even though her resume has a bunch of crazy (Center Stage, Crossroads), a sci-fi blockbuster (Star Trek), and of course a life-changing worldview-shattering piece of blah-blah (Avatar). Not
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When I tell you Stella McCartney designed this, even if you don't have a photographic memory for her stuff, you are going to say, "Of course she did." Because every time there is something sort of cracky and square with an element of transparency, Stella McCartney
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View the gallery So here La Jolie is, blowing into Cannes like a mega-famous wind of hair and lips and maternal glory. Here she is at her daytime photocall, looking as cool and calm and collected as she ever has -- couldn't you also see the likes of
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"Bonjie, Cannes!" "Pittzy here, ready to share with you a truly exciting investment opportunity. So, picture it: Two places. Water between them. You're on one side. You want to go to the other. You can't get there! What, you think you'll
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If I were wearing this dress, I would totally just twirl around in it all the time: Much like this MYSTERIOUS PERSON is. She'd be more mysterious if I hadn't just typed her name into the title of this post. Oh well. There go my chances
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Elizabeth Olsen here is the Elizabeth for whom half of Elizabeth and James is named -- she's the younger sister of Mary-Kate and Ashley, and I already kind of like her, because look who's NOT making a PRUNE FACE for the cameras: In the, like, three
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Paz Vega is so gorgeous, but she's one of those celebrities whose existence I keep thinking is semi-fictional. You remember like six hundred years ago, Esquire "invented" a starlet and wrote a whole article about her and her, like, scandalous affair with David Schwimmer, and
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On the off chance that you spent all weekend worrying that Cannes was getting too classy on you: Model Candice Boucher to the rescue! It's so refreshing to know that some things never change. And that "random people will show up at Cannes wearing merely strategically placed
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That sound you just heard? Thousands of people on the internet typing, "BRYCE DALLAS HOWARD PREGNANT?" into Google.
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View the gallery My short take on this is: that dress is gorgeous, yet also SO unforgiving that we all basically know what she looks like naked now. That might not be a bad thing, depending on your point of view. My longer take on this is: hey, it'
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Who could this tall, gorgeous drink of water be? (Pretend you didn't just read the title of this post.) This is unexpectedly glamorous for SWINTON. I mean, she is a glamorous life-form, but that glamour often translates to her wearing, you know, sculptural Hefty bags and giant
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View the gallery I just want to start this off by saying: THIS IS BOLD. I'd also like to say: imagine this was a skirt, and not pants. I'M JUST SAYING. I think if that were the case, she might have a different expression on her
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View the gallery You have to give Rachel McAdams credit: she doesn't always get it right, but she tries things, and in the long run, that's more interesting than the alternative. So let's take a look at the Marchesa she wore for the Cannes
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I'm not sure that I'm much of a fan of Salma's dress: It's leather, but it looks like the kind of picnic tablecloth you wipe down after popsicles at the park with the kids, and the shrug looks like a down-market
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I went through so many pictures of this photo call, trying to find one where McAdams here isn't posing with her hands on her hips. This was the best I could find: Girl, when you've got do-dads on your hips, you don't want
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