Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Diane Kruger
View the gallery Lord love a man who wrangles for his lady. [Photos: Getty, WENN]
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Fug or Fab: Freida Pinto
View the gallery I decided that Eva Longoria is running some kind of scam on Freida Pinto and the rest of the L'Oreal women wherein she somehow manages to snag all the best dresses for herself and leaves them with the Wonky One. Look, it's something
View GalleryFuglissa George
There are not words. Well, there are, and they all carry punctuation and/or bonus characters: fugly!, nipples?, REALLY?!?, shtstorm, $^@&^%, and of course my favorite word, BRAS-ARE-NOT-SHIRTS-ESPECIALLY-IF-THEY-ARE-SEE-THROUGH-WHAT-IS-GOING-ON-HERE-WHO-WOULD-EVEN-SEW-THUS-MUCH-LESS-ZIP-
Read moreWe Need To Talk About SWINTON
View the gallery I'm running out of headline options for her: If I were to pull our usual "fug" word switcheroo with her, I think half of Fug Nation would rise up and unseat me, and I am WAY too lazy to go find another chair.
View GalleryWell Played, Eva Longoria
I guess The Widow Longoria -- who has apparently come out of mourning, at least temporarily -- is at Cannes as a "L'Oreal Brand Ambassador," which must be a terribly taxing gig a la coal mining or defusing roadside bombs discovered next to an orphanage. She's
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