Cannes Fugs and Fabs: Closing Ceremony
View the gallery Oh, Cannes. You feel interminable while you're happening, but then when you end, I miss you. Just like Smash. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Oh, Cannes. You feel interminable while you're happening, but then when you end, I miss you. Just like Smash. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry was dating that girl who looked amazing in one light and hideous in the next? So half the time he was delighted and the other half he was horrified? That's kind of how I feel about the rest
View GalleryView the gallery Better late than never, old friend. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery It's easy to forget that Kidman's taste has always been interesting, because she's had more misses than hits. Cannes was very, very good to her. But she did finally pull out something that made me feel a strange combination of confusion,
View GalleryView the gallery Cannes is STILL GOING ON, and it doesn't end until Sunday, so before the big closing weekend it's time for a quick sweep of the things that slipped through the cracks. First up: Nicole Kidman wearing the Valentino that Anne Hathaway rejected for
View GalleryView the gallery I was all het up about Cannes juror Nicole Kidman not being at this (or at that may other things), but it turns out she was, and just may not have done the red carpet. I've decided this is because she's been holed
View GalleryView the gallery Are you ready to take a trip to Leg City? It's ON. To the extreme. [Photos: WENN and Bauer Griffin]
View GalleryView the gallery In which we begin with Jessica Chastain, and end with a little game I like to call, "Wait, Is That Petra Nemcova? ... It is. Maybe?" [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery We saw her at the Opening Gala in something questionable at best. Thank God she got it -- and her cropped wig (?) -- out of the way early, not least because when you look your worst at the beginning of an event, NO ONE will remember by the end!
View GalleryView the gallery In which the once-and-future Widow Longoria tries to shed that randomly bestowed nickname that accidentally stuck... and then sheds other things also. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery We saw her at the Cannes Opening Ceremony, and that was not just a tease. SHE IS BACK. And according to IMDb, she's got THIRTEEN MOVIES in various stages of completion. Sure, some of them just have "???" listed as their release date, but
View GalleryView the gallery I was going to make a snide joke about how I wonder if Biel will ever work again -- I keep forgetting she was in Hitchcock -- and then IMDb reminded me that there is a rumor that the David O. Russell movie she made with Jake Gyllenhaal in
View GalleryView the gallery Finally, Jessica Chastain makes an appearance at the festival that essentially birthed her. For that reason I think I will always be disappointed if she doesn't go so big that Texas abruptly shudders with a sudden inferiority complex. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery At this point I want to slip the Pantone book under her hotel room door with the note, "RECONSIDER." NOTE: This first pic is not Rooney. I fell for the incorrect caption because of the hat. I figured it skewed things in pics but that
View GalleryView the gallery Welcome back, Sharon Stone. [Photos: Getty, WENN]
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