Cannes Fug Carpet: Julianne Moore in Chanel
View the gallery She looks like an unfinished Muppet plagued by the heartbreak of static electricity. I can't. Or I Cannes't, as it were. [Photos: Getty]
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Cannes Well Played: Christina Hendricks in Alberta Ferretti
View the gallery Thank you, Alberta Ferretti. You give boobs hope. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryCannes Fug and Fine Carpet: Marion Cotillard in Dior and Maison Martin Margiela
View the gallery Well, we knew she'd wear at least one Dior, right? Overall, I feel like fewer people are in Dior at Cannes this year; that may not be true at all, but I recall thinking Dior was all OVER Cannes last year and this time around
View GalleryLate-Night Fug: A History of Noted Cannes Kook Elena Lenina
View the gallery I knew I'd heard her name before, and I think we've even featured some of these, not knowing what an international treasure chest of carnival party favors we had on our hands. So let's take a look at her kookery from
View GalleryCannes Fugs and Fabs: Hilary Swank in Versace and Bottega Veneta
View the gallery I am generally lukewarm on The Hilary Swank Experience. So it will not surprise you that my feelings about these outfits are a grunting, ladylike blend of meh and feh and huh. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryCannes Maleficently Played: Eva Green in Elie Saab
View the gallery Eva Green seems to gravitate to dark and witchy characters, and often, dark and witchy fashion. So I like to imagine her at home burning a Maleficent ad over a voodoo doll of Angelina Jolie and bitterly murmuring, "May the bloat be with Pitt. May the
View GalleryCannes Unfug or Fab: Rosario Dawson in Dolce & Gabbana and Sportmax
I'd say about... 75 percent of what Rosario Dawson wears makes me think, "Eh, not my favorite." Here's another lukewarm pool to jump into: It's... fine. Not that flattering to her chest; I think it might have looked better if the black
Read moreCannes Fugs and Fabs: The Foxcatcher Premiere
View the gallery Whoever is dressing Jessica Chastain has finally realized that girlfriend really looks great in color. All that, plus Channing Tatum awaits you. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryCannes Fug or Fab: Zoe Saldana in Etro
I want to like this. It's weird and loud, and I always want to give the benefit of the doubt to things that are not flesh-toned nighties. But every time I look at it, the top tricks me into thinking her boobs are migrating south for the
Read moreCannes Insanely Played: Semi-Noted Kook Elena Lenina
View the gallery This Russian TV personality -- a nice, vague resume line -- wore a hair crown at the opening ceremony, and she did NOT stop there. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryCannes Well Played: Freida Pinto in Oscar de la Renta
View the gallery I unabashedly loves this dress, no bones about it. We are officially without bones and sans abashedness. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryCannes Fug or Fab: Cate Blanchett
No complaints about the actual photo, that's for sure. The dress, though, feels like a Champagne hybrid of the Armani she wore for the Globes, and the Armani she wore at the Oscars. There's a sameness to it, again, which was exactly my issue with both
Read moreCannes Manly Man Fugs: The Expendables 3 Photocall
View the gallery Otherwise known as Men Behaving Manly. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryCannes Fugs and Fabs: The Saint Laurent premiere
View the gallery You'd think they would all be in Saint Laurent. In fact, only one of them is. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryCannes Fugs and Fabs: Jessica Chastain and Jess Weixler
View the gallery These two are in France promoting The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby. I wish Viola Davis, who is also in the film(s) -- it's some weirdo combination of three -- had made the trip, but maybe she's too busy resting up for her entry into
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