I want to like this. It's weird and loud, and I always want to give the benefit of the doubt to things that are not flesh-toned nighties. But every time I look at it, the top tricks me into thinking her boobs are migrating south for the
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View the gallery This Russian TV personality -- a nice, vague resume line -- wore a hair crown at the opening ceremony, and she did NOT stop there. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I unabashedly loves this dress, no bones about it. We are officially without bones and sans abashedness. [Photos: Getty]
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No complaints about the actual photo, that's for sure. The dress, though, feels like a Champagne hybrid of the Armani she wore for the Globes, and the Armani she wore at the Oscars. There's a sameness to it, again, which was exactly my issue with both
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View the gallery Otherwise known as Men Behaving Manly. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery You'd think they would all be in Saint Laurent. In fact, only one of them is. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery These two are in France promoting The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby. I wish Viola Davis, who is also in the film(s) -- it's some weirdo combination of three -- had made the trip, but maybe she's too busy resting up for her entry into
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View the gallery Dior often makes a big showing in Cannes. If J.Lawr HADN'T shown up cloaked in it, we'd be in the throes of a scandale. [Photos: Getty, WENN]
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I really shouldn't like this, probably. But she looks so GOOD in it. HOW does she do that? She gets Redhead In Green points, for sure, and she's got a nice red lipstick with it, and I love the studded purse. I'm missing a
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View the gallery This will likely stand as my very favorite photo from the entire festival. I suspect it's from the shenanigans with Ferrera's dress, but in my head, Blanchett has just spoiled her on Game of Thrones/told her an extremely juicy secret about Nicole
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View the gallery This is basically perfection on her, I think. The first MAJOR gown of the festival, timed with her appearance with Ryan Reynolds, means Blake is doing some very smart deployment of fashion. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Jus' chillin' with a dragon. No bigs. [Photos: Getty, WENN]
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I feel like Julianne Moore is, in some ways, Cate Blanchett's opposite number. Julianne is so lovely and has such curious taste, but instead of that fact constantly elevating everything the way it does with Cate, somehow everything swallows her up. In theory, the mix of textures and
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Someone please liberate those shoes. Don't drag them into this. If Colonel Sanders had call girls, I don't want to know about it. That's between him and Original Recipe Bone-In Chicken. This dress, I think, is an improvement but could itself have been
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View the gallery Apparently Blake is in Cannes as the L'Oreal Paris ambassador, so it's a good thing her hair and makeup look a lot better here. [Photos: Getty, Splash]
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