View the gallery Can this finally be the death knell of the sheer trend? BECAUSE HOW MUCH MORE SHEER CAN WE GET? Is this not THE MOST SHEER that we can, as a people, TRULY ACCOMPLISH? Have we not reached the OUTER LIMITS OF SHEER? Should not every other sheer
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View the gallery Man, yesterday was one busy Veterans' Day. [Photos: Getty, Splash, INF]
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View the gallery Ah, the little black dress. It's a classic for a reason. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Because sometimes the ones who make the clothes get all gussied up in them, and things REALLY get curious. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery You guys know I am always positively predisposed to anything shiny. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Eight-MILLIONTH verse, same as the first: $*&!@@!#. [Photos: Getty]
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Tonight, the part of Ashley Olsen will be played by Elizabeth Olsen: Somber expression? Check. Standing pelvis to pelvis with Mary-Kate? Check. Clad in something shapeless and matronly, while her sister stands at such an angle that it's impossible to see anything about the vintage outfit she
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View the gallery This seems to have been a popular look last night, but I still feel like it merits some discussion before we hand it a sceptre and give it its own yearbook page. [Photos: Getty]
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First of all, I cannot see the step-and-repeat of this event without hearing it being read to me a la the Swarovski Crystals commercials on SNL. I'm sure the Swarovski people are thrilled that a big fat percentage of people now pronounce their brand as "
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Oh, Jemima Kirke, thank you. THANK YOU. You have brought laughter and joy into my home this morning. You are like Stephen Colbert: You just made me laugh so hard that I snorted Croissan'wich up my nose and also I think I love you: Related: I can not
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View the gallery It's that time again: Hollywood marches on and my brain can't keep pace, so, I run out of time to make lengthy, thoughtful, or possibly even coherent observations about each of these. That doesn't mean I won't try here,
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View the gallery Karolina Kurkova is a kracky delight. If people invite her to everything from now until awards season, she might have a Fug Madness campaign on her hands. [Photos: Getty]
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This IS an achievement. Those Doc Marten Hostage Bootie Clogs are so heinous, I barely notice the rest of the outfit. And that's saying something. It takes a lot of hoof to mute a suit made of the Epcot Center gift shop. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery Reach back to, say, the poncho cloud. Did you ever envision a time when Solange consistently would be more right than fright? And yet here we are. [Photos: Getty]
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... aaaaaand, after a disarmingly triumphant Cannes run, we're back to hinky business-as-usual. She just looks like the guardian angel of Panty Raids. While I'm sure some fraternity yahoos are grateful for her protection, I think most of their collegiate prey are like, "Awesome,
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