Fugging Up With the Kardashians
Khloe, you are BY FAR my favorite Kardashian -- with the possible exception of Kanye. But, to borrow a caps lock from your future ex-brother-in-law, THAT'S A SHIRT AND YOU KNOW IT.
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Search for the Fug Model
Nicole Trunfio here won, per Wikipedia, something called "the Australian version of the television series Search for a Supermodel" and was the second-season host of Make Me A Supermodel, which I didn't even know HAD a second season. So I guess that she's
Read moreDetective Dee and the Mystery of the Phantom Fug
So, you're shopping for, say, a racy dress, and you want to make sure it's not going to fall down. You wave your arms around in the air, you slouch over, you twist around, you contort, and your friend says, "Well, yeah, when you do
Read moreEmmy Awards Fug Party: Charlotte Ross
Dear Charlotte Ross, Please see my advice vis a vis Ms Heidi Klum and act accordingly. Yours cordially, Jessica
Read moreEmmy Awards Fug Carpet: Stephanie Pratt
WHY IS STEPHANIE PRATT AT THE EMMYS? In fairness, she appears to be wondering the same thing. Also, where her pants went.
Read moreEmmy Awards Fug Carpet: Heidi Klum
Dear Heidi Klum: You're gorgeous, and you're in amazing shape. But you know what you're not? Blake Lively. Put it away. Love, Jessica PS: Say hi to Seal for us!
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