Posts tagged: “Dallas”

View the gallery Even when Judith Light only has one scene, and the episode itself doesn't achieve much, somehow Dallas manages to be very juicy indeed. Here, we get some sexual shenanigans and a piece of lingerie that is direct from the mall in Hell.

View the gallery Please watch this show, Fug Nation, because it is DISHY. Judith Light snorts blow and drawls a lot! Sue Ellen drinks! People revenge-dance! I was lamenting the other day the lack of great soaps -- and thus, great soaps to parody in the brilliant vein of Tootsie

View the gallery This episode resets the table somewhat -- in a nicely REVENGE-y way, although not as lame as a Revenge-y one -- so in lieu of proper screen grabs, I'm going to tell you what happens while we look at the new title cards for everyone:

View the gallery The last five or ten minutes set up some good old-fashioned soapy drama for season three, if the show gets renewed. Everyone cross your fingers, because with Revenge being so terrible and Pretty Little Liars being almost indecipherable at times (although I am still hooked), TV

View the gallery They double-pumped this last week, to my surprise when I sat down last night to watch them, and we have a two-hour finale tonight. I'm not sure what burning things off like that means for the fate of this show, but I know

View the gallery In which Steven Weber arrives, on the wings of smarminess.

View the gallery Fug Madness had me behind by a week, but this will catch us all up, and YOU GUYS, cable's hottest show IS: Dallas. It. Has. Everything. Drunk people, explosions, methane, insults, ladies who fall down stairs, murderous grandfathers, and sex roulette. You know, that thing

View the gallery The credits were a spare, haunting, stripped-down version of the Dallas theme, ending in this shot of JR, which then dissolves into white. You guys, I don't cry at stuff, but I lost it right then and there. AT THE MAIN TITLES. It was

View the gallery TNT didn't do anything this cheesy; I just took a screen cap and made it black and white and threw some quotes on it to try and remind myself of how bangin' JR Ewing was. Yes, was. He is an ex-villain. He is

View the gallery Well, this is it: The episode where Hagman had died (which means JR must expire next week...) and they had to insert him into it with random cutaways and deleted footage from other episodes. It is... ham-handed, but I have sympathy. He was glaringly absent during

View the gallery This is long -- I am trying to catch up on what happened while we were at Fashion Week -- but I promise, it's worth it: This show is really juicy, and EVERYONE is striking deals behind everyone else's back. John Ross and JR are

View the gallery In which JUDITH FREAKING LIGHT is cast as Mitch Pileggi's mother, despite looking younger than he is (and only being three years older). I love Angela Bower as much as the next person, but seriously, you couldn't get Mona? In case you missed

View the gallery This is the first hour of the two-hour premiere, which I watched on TNT's iPad app, which is... not great, and led to lots of stopping and startin. The upshot is that you can all track what time of day it was when I

View the gallery I shall miss you, sweet Ewings. Come back soon. In the meantime, Sue EllAnn is my hero, and not just because of how she looks in pants (although it certainly doesn't hurt).

View the gallery Tonight's episode is the first-season finale, and I suspect there will be heavy shenanigans involving hospitals, muuuuuurder, JR, and Cliff Barnes. In this penultimate hour, we got lots of pouty JR, trembling Bobby, fisticuffs, a slap, and an awesome final shot. This show is