View the gallery I can call them Tina and Amy, right? Because we're imaginary buddies who like ginger-flavored cocktails and watching Sleepy Hollow and inventing Revenge drinking games and discussing whether the Hallmark Channel is real or just a mindworm that was implanted by The Establishment. And
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View the gallery I don't watch Breaking Bad -- I KNOW, I KNOW. I know. You can stone me now. I am going to try to binge-watch it, but I have only gotten through like 2/3rds of the pilot because it has so much tighty-whities in
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At one point Jess said, "I don't think anyone's shown Vera Farmiga at all. I wonder what she's wearing." I replied, "She looks exactly the way you think Vera Farmiga is going to look." When they inevitably make Veal Farmiga
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View the gallery I hope several of my Fellow Old People have joined me in now humming that song (that entire video basically just screams, "guess what?! It's the 80s!!!!). YOU ARE WELCOME. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery It kills me when a bold color goes awry, but... Alyson Hannigan, you seem so nice, and this dress is full-on Mean Girling you. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery These two looked lovely and also I find them both delightful. I think we've mentioned this before, but last year, when Heather and I covered the red carpet in person for Vulture, we spoke to both of them in person and they were both so
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In keeping with Heidi's style since last year, this is overall SO much better. But that chokehold it has on her is killing me. It would have been STUNNING simply with a strapless neckline, but instead, it yoked itself to her nape and now I'm left
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Well, I guess this is in keeping with her Daria-esque deadpan mien -- which, if we're being totally honest here, and I hope we are, I have always found vaguely irritating. Yes, even on Parks and Rec, where I feel like her character only works like 89% percent
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This is terribly messy. It's the scene I WISH someone would put in a rom-com: The heroine is given a hideous dress and she stares at it for a second and says, "Okay, I can make the best of this," and takes to her scissors
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This is, at least, MORE interesting with the vampy lipstick. The gown resembles something virginal that got stuck by lightning. Which is apt, given that her character on American Horror Story: Asylum was a nun who was possessed by the devil. Much like with the show, her body is trying
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View the gallery First of all, I cannot believe Bobby Cannavale won last night. He WAS really good on the episodes of Boardwalk Empire that I watched before I quit it in a huff, and trust me: He was GREAT in Kingpin, which no one watched other than me, despite
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Cobie Smulders is both lovelier and more interesting than this. That's true in general, and particularly accurate when it comes to the bodice. What is HAPPENING there? It's making shrinky-dinks out of her chest. Between this and Zosia Mamet and Michelle Dockery and even Kate
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View the gallery Cat Deeley went out so much this weekend, leading up to the Emmys. She must be EXHAUSTED. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery After the busy shenanigans of her co-stars, this feels like a refreshing glass of ice water. [Photos: Getty]
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I don't mean to depress you more than last night's ceremony already did, but: Just imagine how great it would have been had this whole thing been lined. I know. I know. Maybe a cookie will help? We advise eating your feelings in times such as
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