I've gone on record before as liking this dress. The problem is, though, that I've already seen this dress. And this is the EMMYs, not some random cocktail party or premiere, and that is multiple statuette-snagger Edie Falco -- who is one of those people who
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View the gallery We got to chat up Elaine here briefly on Sunday, in the course of which I (unintentionally) got her to say, "GET OUT" into my phone. I NEED to make it my text message alert, because she said it really deadpan. Next Emmys, I'
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View the gallery I've tried to arrange this slideshow roughly in order of Refried Hot Mess to Thank You, Jebus, At Least Somebody Woke Up Sensible Today. [Photos: Getty]
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I was putting these two ladies together because they both went for bling, and then realized that they're both also -skis and I just wasted twenty minutes trying to come up with a cute portmanteau in case they decided this meant they were soulmates. Krakanski? Barowski? Brakowski? Jantine
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As we were exiting the red carpet around 4:55 p.m. -- about ten minutes after it closed to arrivals, with pretty much everyone safely inside -- we walked up behind a blonde who was lingering in front of photographers. We thought maybe it was just a really fancily dressed on-
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View the gallery I'm sorry, Fug Nation. None of our subscriptions had any photos of the Cumberbatch. Will you accept Thomas Jane looking like a lunatic as a peace offering? ... No? Okay, then there's a treat for you at the end. Which is working correctly now
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View the gallery I dislike these shoes so much, I had to open with them. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I'm not sure why I grouped these three together. Possibly because Tina and Amy used to be on SNL together, and Mindy... feels like she should have been, or something? Or it's because they're all headlining their own well-regarded (mostly/
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Oh, dear. And she'd been on such a roll. Length: wrong. Vee: wonkus. Mesh: ugly. Boobs: one jug of syrup away from a breakfast platter. In sun, this comes off like the crappy $40 clearance rack knockoff of about ten other dresses -- except it's Armani, so
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This is very delicate. It is very feminine. It is very subtle. It is very....boring? Look, I can't really ding her for this. It's nice. It's fine. It's not bad. It fits. It covers her bits. She will not look back
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View the gallery This one was another source of mild disagreement at GFY HQ: Jessica was intrigued pretty much across the board; I thought the depth of the pattern and its sparkle, which came through on TV, were a bit lost in photos. But mostly, I think it's
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View the gallery I am legitimately torn on this one. Let's see if I can talk myself into or out of it in the next four slides.
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Again, I feel like Jessica Pare takes a lot of adjunct heat for the fact that Mad Men spent so much time on her character, as if she has naked pictures of Matt Weiner and is blackmailing him for screen time. (Although if she does, it apparently worked.) (But, ack,
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Unquestionably, this is better than her recent pantalunacy. It's otherwise serviceable, maybe pretty. Actually, it probably IS pretty. But I'm too distracted by a little detail we noticed on the carpet while talking to her -- and no, it's not that she's a
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View the gallery Well, it would be hard to live up to the amazing dress she wore last year. But this year, she got TWO dresses. And also went some other places. Let's take a look at Martha.
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