I tried, Pam. I tried. The color is nice on you! It is! But it looks like you gathered together a bunch of kids' glockenspiels and nailed the pieces to your torso. If I walked up you with a mallet, I could totally "Twinkle, Twinkle" all up
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Oh, Jayma. And we were doing SO WELL. A good rule of thumb is, never wear anything that might inadvertently threaten the job of your waxer.
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In some ways Glenn Close is the Helen Mirren of TV: She looks great, she's still doing awesome work, and she frequently nails it on the red carpet.Frequently, as in, not always. This just looks like a giant painter's tarp -- and not one that'
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And the Emmy for the Most Obvious goes toooooooooooooooooo: Eva La Rue! Oh, Eva. I understand that you were once married to John "J. Peterman" O'Hurley, and that, of course, you are currently acting alongside television's most adept scenery-chewer and sunglasses-ripper-off,
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Regardless of how you may feel about Claire "Seriously? Claire Danes is plugging eyelash Rogaine? Claire Danes? You think CLAIRE DANES seems like someone who cares about my puny lashes??" Danes -- and I personally am not sure how I feel about the blonde hair, even though I believe
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This started off badly: And got worse: Um. At least she's happy?
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Kristin Bauer is so good as Pam on True Blood: Seriously, she makes me laugh at least once an episode. No one does deadpan better than she does. However, I don't know that "deadpan" is exactly the right inspiration for one's makeup come Emmy
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Dear Connie Britton: I love you, and I would love you even if you'd shown up to the Emmys wearing, like, a Members Only jacket repurposed as a skirt and a bowl of fruit on your head like a hat. That being said, I'm REALLY glad
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I don't know, Padma: Great color, but the tulle-covered slit is a bit Liza With A Z to me -- and in the personally-exfoliated-David-Gest's-tonsils way, not the popped-up-in-Arrested Development way. And as much as I enjoy a statement necklace,
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Congratulations to Judd Apatow, purveyor of cinematic amusements and recent graduate of the Thomas Jane School of Why Bother: He graduated with a degree in Oh, Whatever, minoring in I Left My Heart In My Man-Cave and fulfilling a concentration in No Suit Could Possibly Contain Me, Bitches. The
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I am a little sick of the one-shoulder, I admit, but I can't help loving this on Dexter's Jennifer Carpenter: I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because I am all schmoopy because her hubby Michael C. Hall beat cancer; maybe it
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One reason I'm optimistic that The Office will be fine without Steve Carell is how much I like Ellie Kemper. She's a relatively new addition and she's utterly charming on it, so maybe they can churn out a few more fresh characters who are
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NICOLE ARI PARKER: And POSE.BORIS KODJOE: Excuse me?NICOLE: I'm trying something. Could you dip me real fast?BORIS: What for?NICOLE: Fine, lift me then. Maybe hold me horizontally and then spin around in a circle.BORIS: Look, we're at an awards show being
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Well, love her clothes or hate them, Toni Collette's outfits usually give me something to ponder. This one has me ruminating on how an entire society built on horse-drawn carriages and mud roads managed to exist without stain removers, and whether pot pourri was invented to mask
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TY: This is it. This is my moment. If we're ever going to get our vaudeville act off the ground, the time is NOW. I have never been hotter.MRS. TY: Career-wise.TY: Well... yes, but also, aren't I dashing?MRS. TY: Of course, dear.
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