View the gallery I'm starting to wonder if Kylie is pathologically unable to enjoy anything. She's starting to develop Kim's patented Blankface -- and Kim's patented Actual Face, in a way -- and even Kendall can't make her crack much of a
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Hey y'all! It's been a long time since I got to bring you a Letter of Truth, so long that I realized maybe some of y'all don't even know that The Letter of Truth is a real thing I did and not
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At the ESPYs last night, Caitlyn Jenner asked the fashion police (or, perhaps, Fashion Police specifically) to "be kind to [her]," because she's "new at this." Although I understand the nerves, Caitlyn needn't have worried. Because we can all just be truthful:
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View the gallery I didn't realize I had chosen such an unflattering photo of Jessica Alba until I had already downloaded it, which... oh well. Suffice to say that she did NOT look like she was buckling under extreme bladder pressure except in this exact second, and in
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View the gallery I have decided not to include Drake in this slideshow because the telecast ITSELF spent what felt like 45 percent of its airtime on his comedy bits, and all of them were 75 percent too long, and that math equals NO SOUP FOR YOU, Drake. Instead, let&
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View the gallery Sorry, Gabrielle Union. Technically we did feature you already alongside Dwyane Wade, but we ignored you, and Fug Nation was not impressed. So we will bring it on right here. SEE WHAT I DID THERE? Sigh. It's Friday. June/July has been a hellstorm for
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View the gallery In case you were wondering, Maria Sharapova really IS 6'2. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Or, at least two of them. Cheryl Burke is because she won when she was partnered with Emmett Smith, I presume? And Peta because she won with Donald Driver? Sure, that makes sense. What DOESN'T are their ensembles, I am sorry to say. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I love athletes in formalwear. Especially when it's terrible. And it's frequently terrible. [Photos: Getty]
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I checked in a close-up, and this is not see-through; it's just backed by lace that's the same color as her legs. I THINK. Let's just go with that, because it's easier on my wrinkles. So where does that leave
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This dress itself is old news -- Katy Perry and Rihanna both wore versions in other colors, and to be blunt, it was dumb then, too. I mean, it's the wearable equivalent of getting changed behind open Venetian blinds. If she had a dude with binoculars next to her
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Let's start with the good news: Tate Donovan is at the ESPYs. Actually, that's not even good or bad news; it's just NEWS, as in, "Why is the dude from Space Camp at the ESPYs?" Yes, even with Damages and The O.
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Jessica Biel just gave an interview saying that Justin Timberlake basically tells her what to wear. In my imagionation, this translates to her walking out of the closet and him doing portions of the "Bye, Bye, Bye" dance whenever he dislikes a choice. I mean, if you'
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Pop quiz: Can you correctly identify Sasquatch in this photo? It's tough. You may need a moment to puzzle it out. [Photo: Getty]
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Well, I certainly support the idea of this. Lord knows neither of us met a sequin we didn't want to take home for a torrid affair. What's tripping me up is the red belt. I can't tell if it's the perfect splash
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