View the gallery (2) JESSIE J vs (14) KE$HA KeSHIFT-4ha can't match Jessie J for omnipresence, but can she do it with potency? And I don't mean the strength of the theoretical odor I assume permeates her hair, although I suppose that counts too.
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View the gallery (4) FERGIE vs. (9) KATIE HOLMES One on side, an admitted former meth-addict turned maker of embarrassingly catchy tunes. On the other, a possible Scientologist/former teen star. Two women enter, ONE WOMAN LEAVES.
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View the gallery A note: The slideshow format worked well for the Kardashian play-in game, but because we can only technologically do one per post, it seemed like an overwhelming idea for the first two rounds. So we're testing it out again now that we're
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View the gallery (12) CHLOE SEVIGNY vs. (16) KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN This is a WEIRD match-up. Chloe, for all her wacktacular wardrobe choices, is really talented. She was spectacularly good on Big Love, and I hope she works for the rest of her life. Kourtney, on the other hand: THE
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(1) NICKI MINAJ vs. (9) JAIME KING I don't really think this is fugly. I actually think it's really sort of charming. I just couldn't resist sharing: There's a reason she was a model. I feel like this could be the cover
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(2) RIHANNA vs. (10) JESSICA WHITE We might as well lead with this. There's no point making you wait. Let's rip off the Band-Aid and recover together. This is one of the most hideous things I have ever seen in my life, and yes, that
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(1) JENNIFER LOPEZ vs. (8) ALEXA CHUNG Allow me to just say I don't even plan to try to approximate Heather's rendition of J.Lo. So I will say only this: HOLA LOVERS! HOLA LOVERS! HOLA LOVERS! ADIOS LOVERS! Onto Alexa. Did you happen to catch
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(3) VANESSA HUDGENS vs. (11) TYRA BANKS In case you missed the memo, Tyra went to business school. It's why she showed up to ring the Stock Exchange bell in a romper (well, it explains the former, anyway, if not the latter), and it's why she
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(2) JESSIE J v. (7) MIA WASIKOWSKA In the last hour or so I spent yanking photos for this post, I think I fell in love with Jessie J. AND SO MIGHT YOU. Mia, although surely a lovely person, doesn't really dress to make anyone fall for her
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(1) JESSICA CHASTAIN vs. (9) KATIE HOLMES So, in researching this post, I realized something quite remarkable: Jessica Chastain's ENTIRE four-page archive on our site is from this eligibility year. It's hard to top her in volume, so Katie's going to have to
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(6) LINDSAY LOHAN v. (14) STELLA MCCARTNEY You know how I often judge people by whether or not I'd like to be stuck in an elevator with them? I don't want to be in an elevator with either of these two: Lindsay, because I would get
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(9) THE OLSEN TWINS vs. (16) KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN Much as the last round revealed undiscovered similarities between Kourtney and Katy Perry, so does this one show that she's not -- sartorially -- that far of a crow's flight from Les Deux Olsens either. Check it: Kourtney Kaftandashian... ... and
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Round One is in the books, and it was a DELIGHT. We had some record upsets, some sad farewells to fug icons, and some seriously entertaining matchups to come this week. Nurse your St. Patrick's Day hangover by feasting on the prospect of these, some of which are
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(4) SARAH JESSICA PARKER vs. (13) MELISSA GEORGE God bless Fug Madness. Without having to pore through our archives, I would COMPLETELY forget that things like this ever happened. That hair looks like it's trying to run away. Amazing. It's amazing. I have been laughing for
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(2) RIHANNA vs. (15) ANNE HATHAWAY Two women who have a history of making terrible terrible life choices with regards to their menfolk. And their outfits. For example: ANNE HATHAWAY. I know you showed your boobs in Love and Other Drugs, a movie I hated so much that I spent
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