Fug Madness 2016 - Go Fug Yourself (Page 2)

Fug Madness 2016: Where We Are & What's Coming

Mar 24, 2016 by Heather at 06:00 am

Two rounds of Fug Madness matchups are in the books, and we're down to our final sixteen. So far, Rooney Mara (1), Lady Gaga (2), Diane Kruger (3) and Rihanna (4) are the biggest dominoes to fall. None of them made it to the Sweet 16 despite their

Fug Madness 2016, Round Two: Madonna Bracket, Part Two

Mar 22, 2016 by Heather at 01:00 pm

This bracket had another 50-50 tie, percentage-wise, with a vote-count margin almost identical to that of Mara vs. Bosworth. By a mere 47 votes, Beyonce squeezed past Rose McGowan's mesh pants, for the right to take on decisive victor Chloe Grace Moretz (bye bye, J.

Fug Madness 2016, Round Two: Charo Bracket, Part Two

Mar 22, 2016 by Jessica at 12:00 pm

In which January Jones takes on Kylie Jenner -- surely the first and last time these two will be pitted head-to-head in anything? -- and Gwen Stefani (who somehow knocked off Zendaya!) gets Charli XCX. Who probably wishes she were Gwen Stefani. Kylie Jenner vs. January Jones · CHarli XCX vs.

Fug Madness 2016, Round Two: Bjork Bracket, Part Two

Mar 22, 2016 by Heather at 10:00 am

Well. The Battle of the Kates ended at 50-50, percentage wise, though one of them did have an edge of 45 votes. And so it is that Kate Mara moves one step closer to a face-off against her sister. Standing in her way: A hella-mighty Jaime King,

Fug Madness 2016, Round Two: Cher Bracket, Part Two

Mar 22, 2016 by Jessica at 09:00 am

Last week, Miley EASILY dispatched Gywneth Paltrow -- whose recent Jumpsuit From Hades wasn't eligible this year - to meet up with Nightgown Enthusiast Jennifer Morrison, who took 57% of the vote over Keke Palmer (you'll be back, Keke!). Miranda Kerr just BARELY squeezed past Selena Gomez, advancing

Fug Madness 2016, Round Two: Madonna Bracket, Part 1

Mar 21, 2016 by Heather at 01:00 pm

Kate Capshaw may have been Lady Gaga's stiffest competition ever in an early round, but Gaga still managed 58 percent of the vote. Serayah had no such challenge against Nicole Kidman, snagging 86 percent of the vote there -- a margin nearly identical to that which Hailee Steinfeld earned

Fug Madness 2016, Round Two: Charo Bracket, Part One

Mar 21, 2016 by Jessica at 12:00 pm

Is Kim Kardashian on her way to the first ever Fug Madness repeat? She EASILY mowed down Bella Hadid in the first round with 95% of the vote (a shout-out to that brave 5%, though. I love you guys for holding strong), but she's got to get

Fug Madness 2016, Round Two: Bjork Bracket, Part One

Mar 21, 2016 by Heather at 10:00 am

Bye bye Bella: Kanye West dispatched Ms. Thorne in Round 1 with 67 percent of the vote to her 33. Diane Kruger was even more ruthless with Greta Gerwig; she lassoed a three-quarters majority. Gigi Hadid and Heidi Klum clash here because they each garnered 89 percent of the

Fug Madness 2016, Round Two: Cher Bracket, Part One

Mar 21, 2016 by Jessica at 09:00 am

In the first round of this bracket, our number one seed Rita Ora proved that she's a force to be reckoned with when she took down FKA Twigs with a strong but not brutal 68% of the vote. Today, she takes on Lily Collins -- who took a 60/

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Fug Madness 2016 Round One: Madonna Bracket, Part 2

Mar 18, 2016 by Jessica at 12:00 pm

This is a fun bracket. We have singer v. singer in the form of J Lo v. T Swizzle. We've got other singer v. other singer in the form of Ellie Goulding v. Katy Perry. Beyonce will see if her intense nudity and high pony at the Met

Fug Madness 2016, Round One: Charo Bracket, Part 2

Mar 18, 2016 by Heather at 11:00 am

I think my favorite part about the technical nitty-gritty is making the links within the post so that you can jump down to a particular matchup. For the HTML markers I've been using portmanteaus of the contestants' names, and sometimes, that delights me. Like here, we

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Fug Madness 2016 Round One: Bjork Bracket, Part 2

Mar 18, 2016 by Jessica at 09:00 am

I just realized that this bracket involves a Kate v. Kate match-up, in the form of Mara v. Bosworth. It also brings you the OTHER Mara, our number one seed Rooney, who takes on Malin Akerman. Noted Kook-in-Training Amber Valletta takes on another model, in the form

Fug Madness 2016, Round One: Cher Bracket, Part 2

Mar 18, 2016 by Heather at 08:00 am

Miley and Gwyneth get to face off here in a showdown I would actually want to watch in real life. Somehow. Also in action: solid contender Kate Hudson, perennial presence Selena Gomez, and newbie Keke Palmer. Miley Cyrus vs. Gwyneth Paltrow · Selena Gomez vs. Miranda Kerr · Kate Hudson vs. Taylor

Fug Madness 2016 Round One: Madonna Bracket, Part 1

Mar 17, 2016 by Jessica at 12:00 pm

Don't you love Gaga there, welcoming us to this final bracket of the day? SHE IS OVERJOYED TO SEE US. I am overjoyed by the idea of seeing her face off against Noted Kook Kate Capshaw. Likewise, I find the idea of Amy Schumer battling Cate Blanchett to

Fug Madness 2016 Round One: Charo Bracket, Part 1

Mar 17, 2016 by Heather at 11:00 am

Herein, we have last year's winner beginning her bid to be the first-ever champion, and perennial faves Chloe Sevigny, Rihanna, and Solange each tipping off against a lower seed. Can anyone pull the upset? Kim Kardashian vs. Bella Hadid · Irina Shayk vs. Solange · Chloe Sevigny vs. Julianne