Fug Madness 2014: Elite Eight, Madonna Bracket
View the gallery (1) LADY GAGA vs. (2) JESSIE J If only there were a component of this where they also had to actually compete in feats of strength.
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View the gallery (1) LADY GAGA vs. (2) JESSIE J If only there were a component of this where they also had to actually compete in feats of strength.
View GalleryView the gallery (1) RIHANNA vs. (3) PAULA PATTON These two are more similar than you'd think. TO THE EVIDENCE! And then to the poll:
View GalleryView the gallery (1) KIM KARDASHIAN vs. (2) RITA ORA Allow me to share with you how I feel about this particular match-up in gif form:
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View the gallery (1) MILEY CYRUS vs. (14) MADONNA It's so helpful that these two actually performed at something TOGETHER. Maybe they're psychic.
View GalleryBecause of the Kids' Choice Awards over the weekend, we've decided to run the Fug Madness Elite Eight matchups on Tuesday rather than spreading them across two days. Ergo, here are the results from the last round and a preview of what you'll see tomorrow.
Read moreView the gallery (1) LADY GAGA vs. (13) JADEN SMITH It is hard to pretend Jaden has anything near the oeuvre Lady Gaga has; I'm sort of surprised he made it this far, frankly. But one never knows. Will he, like The Love Boat, be making another run?
View GalleryView the gallery (2) KATY PERRY vs. (3) PAULA PATTON This is one of the few battles where a wacky low seed didn't randomly sneak in. In other words: this could be one tough, girly cagematch.
View GalleryView the gallery (1) KIM KARDASHIAN vs. (4) ELLIE GOULDING I am imagining a world in which these two trade places, and Ellie goes around with Kanye and has to listen to Kris Jenner all day, and Kim sings at royal weddings. It's worth exploring.
View GalleryView the gallery (10) SARAH PAULSON vs. (14) MADONNA: One of these two is about to get consciously uncoupled from this thing.
View GalleryView the gallery (2) JESSIE J vs. (11) JESSICA WHITE I adore this fight.
View GalleryView the gallery (2) RITA ORA vs. (11) VANESSA HUDGENS Sometimes Fug Nation likes to vote through so-called Gleeful Fug. Be careful what you wish for: Behold, a battle of two happy fuggers. Experience the whiplash of a large slice of their collected works and then vote your conscience.
View GalleryThe No. 1 seeds are all still in play, but there are a whopping seven double-digit-ranked players alive. It's about to get real in the Sweet Sixteen. Here's the updated bracket: And click through to read the Round Two winners and their opponents. Hint:
Read more(1) LADY GAGA vs. (9) SOLANGE I assume Gaga is relieved she wasn't bested by an inanimate object. The being said, I feel like in many ways, Lady Gaga IS an inanimate object: She's a painting! She's a....yeah, I actually have no idea
Read moreJump to: Paula Patton vs. Julianne Hough · Fug Madness FAQ (2) KATY PERRY vs. (7) HEIDI KLUM Heidi has had a better year than in the past, but it's a mark of her damnable oeuvre that a better year still includes this: How has she not been on
Read more(1) KIM KARDASHIAN vs. (8) BEYONCE As Heather pointed out on Saturday, this worked out nicely: It’s Ye's lady versus Jay's. I feel like Beyonce and Jay Z spend a LOT of their time complaining about how Kanye has made them Kardashian-adjacent. I, in
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