Lindsay comes to an end on OWN this Sunday night with a two-hour finale that might liquefy whatever is left inside my skull. To promote it, she went on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, except apparently the "live" part was not entirely
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Plenty of terrible things happen in this episode, but most of them are TO OUR EYES. It's the penultimate one of the season, so I decided to go long and not skimp on the screen grabs, so that you can get the full flavor of the unique hell
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The nut of this episode is about Lindsay being inconsiderate and blowing off Elle Indonesia, but the part I will cherish the most is the first chunk, in which it's revealed that I believe Dina Lohan's ghost writer hates her with the quiet fire of a
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View the gallery I must say, I thought this episode was VERY cute. In short: Zoe visits a psychic who tells her that she's been cursed for breaking up George and Lemon ("Lemorge," as Zoe puts it, which is NOT a name that makes one likely
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View the gallery Okay, new plan to reboot this show. Everyone dies other than Nolan, Margaux, maybe Jack, Victoria, Stevie Grayson, Roger Bart and Olivier Martinez. (And Baby Carl can also live but will need to be relocated to a farm off-camera.) They all move over to USA Network
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If you aren't reading these recaps, I at least recommend the comments section; we have a lot of very thoughtful Fug Nationals, and sometimes they're sharing pretty personal things in there which are applicable to the subject matter of this show, and it's been
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View the gallery Zoe Hart, sometimes you are an idiot. Sure, for reasons that cannot be contravened without making this a wholly other show, but still. STILL.
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All righty, I'm doing this old-school style -- no slideshow -- for a variety of boring technical reasons (and as a semi-shout-out to Television Without Pity, which went dark yesterday), so get your scrolling finger warmed up and ready. This episode of Scandal begins with Abby at
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View the gallery Note: Do I even know what's happening in this show anymore? NOT REALLY. And that's why I'm going to keep the actual recap so very short: 1. Olivier Martinez used to date Victoria and he had something to do with Aidan&
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View the gallery If you've been holding out for a decent Rayna and Deacon scene all season, you'll get one here. FINALLY. But Sherri Shepherd's absurdist '70s fever-dream wig stands in your way.
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View the gallery In which we find out how Hart of Dixie plans to jettison Joelle.
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View the gallery You're cruising along, thinking this is just an episode about pole-dancing and Jimmy Fallon, and them BOOM: implications that Lindsay off the wagon. They kind of might blame dental work for it? It's all murky. Let's discuss.
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View the gallery In which we meet the Grant children, for the purpose of unearthing Mellie and Jon Tenney's affair. Really? Fitz and Olivia get to carry on for ages and Mellie's bubble gets burst in one episode? NO JUSTICE. Also: More Quck (Quinn + Huck = Yuck
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View the gallery It is bittersweet to write a recap in a post-TWoP world, given that TWoP is where I wrote my first ever TV recap, and where, in fact, the concept of the online TV recap was born. I remember when they had to explain patiently to e-
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View the gallery Okay, we need to talk about the opening VOs for this show and how RIDICULOUS AND INSANE they are now. A hundred years ago, I recapped the last seasons of The X-Files on Television Without Pity: Original Flavor. And if you too watched TXF, you also
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