Fug the Show: Pretty Little Liars, episode 4-16 recap
View the gallery For a dead girl, Alison DiLaurentis is doing plenty of shopping. [Screencaps: KissThemGoodbye]
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View the gallery For a dead girl, Alison DiLaurentis is doing plenty of shopping. [Screencaps: KissThemGoodbye]
View GalleryView the gallery No, no, it's cool. Bates is probably just going to murder someone and then go to jail again. A NOTE ABOUT SPOILERS: I know you lovely people who live in the UK (and you lovely people who have been watching by less than legal means)
View GalleryView the gallery As this show marches on toward its probable end, I'm struck again by the fact that even though plenty of things frustrate me about it, I will miss it. This week, Carrie's plot was actually good enough that it managed to cover a
View GalleryView the gallery We're officially hit the part of the Hart of Dixie season where they kind of screw around for four or five episodes doing basically nothing until they get close enough to the finale to start really ratcheting up the stakes (AKA episode 16 or 17)
View GalleryView the gallery Good music and good performances in this episode, assuming you made it past the fact that the first thirty seconds looked like a vanity video made at a karaoke parlor.
View GalleryView the gallery In which people wear a lot of red, because they're out for BLOOD, and Daniel correctly uses a three-syllable word, and the show gets a little bit better actually. And I substitute for Jessica due to boring workload reasons. Don't worry. Like
View GalleryView the gallery There are a lot of people in the vicinity of Downton who are making very, very bad life decisions; an almost equal number of people who have had tragedy thrust upon them; and lots and lots and lots of meddling, although the takeaway continues to be that
View GalleryView the gallery Ugh, awards season and travel got me behind -- there was another new one last night that isn't covered here. Has anyone discovered human cloning yet? HOWEVER: Amid all the clothes, the show very bravely tackles the spectre of AIDS in the '80s, and while
View GalleryView the gallery In which Aria delivers another atrocious pair of pants, and then someone tries to shame Hanna for, when she was 14 or 15, hooking up with a younger guy, even though this show's stock-in-trade has been pimping grossly inappropriate relationships between older guys
View GalleryView the gallery And it's back! I can't tell you how delighted I am to be reunited with the good people of BlueBell. Unfortunately, I thought this episode was a little uneven. I think I'd be more amused at the potential merger of BlueBell
View GalleryView the gallery This show is frustrating. There are moments in it which are genuinely juicy and effective, it's just that they're surrounded by OTHER moments that are so dumb they make my face hurt.
View GalleryView the gallery You guys know how much I love an English Country House Weekend Party, but while my Platonic ideal of such involves time travel, bad marriages, hats, and Matthew Lewis, the Downton version involves Lord Grantham making predictably terrible money choices, a less-cute British version of Chris
View GalleryView the gallery This episode seriously featured a catfight over a glass of wine being poured onto a Restoration Hardware chair.
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View the gallery I don't know why we didn't recap Downton Season Three last year -- I'm sure I made some noise about it being a period piece blah blah blah why won't I shut up? -- but it's happening now and
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View the gallery I apologize for the length of this slideshow, but it's THREE episodes' worth of The Carrie Diaries, and I didn't want to deny you any noteworthy ensembles. It's light on Donna La Donna, heavy on shoulders, and DELICIOUSLY tinged with
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