This one makes me so sad. Amber Riley is SO much cuter than this, and she looked great at the Golden Globes - in fact, she looks great USUALLY. Remember this? So can we all just look away from her giant boob bow -- better, I suppose, on her boobs than her
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View the gallery How do we feel about this, Fug Nation? I'll tell you my thoughts, because I'm pushy like that: Great hair, but totally forgettable gown, except for the slit that goes up so high it's practically barging in on the peace summit
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On first sight, I correctly predicted this would turn out to be Marchesa. Once the go-to designer for diaphanous, girly gowns with precise and pretty detail, it's now synonymous with Crack Explosion/Tacky Mermaid. I also said it looks like a partridge-hunting accident. And, with regrets
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View the gallery What is going on with me lately? This seems like something I would be crabby about, right? It's costumey, it's a drizzle of tassles that have been cruelly denied their future of hanging from some graduate's rearview mirror for five years
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View the gallery What I'm learning from doing this over the years: The networks should really send its invitees a sample swatch of the step-and-repeat. Getting dressed is hard enough without showing up and finding out that the backdrop makes you look like a 1970s living
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Listen, I have serious, serious issues with Glee lately, but I do love Heather Morris. Like, a lot. So I'm just going to present her acid-washed romper without comment, other than saying that perhaps it will be best for everyone when they get back to the set.
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I am not opposed to Dianna's funky punky shirt. In a really abstract way it reminds me of the last scene of the movie Annie, in which -- SPOILER -- Rooster chases Annie up that train track bridge thingy that's shooting up into the sky like a ladder.
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Dear Naya Rivera, When your handbag is EXPONENTIALLY larger than your ACTUAL OUTFIT, perhaps the time has come to.... LOOK INTO PANTS. If only because the dude standing behind you is about two heartbeats away from having a stoke and falling over and cracking his head on the bagel cart.
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Could someone please explain to me why Glee's Kevin McHale looks like he just climbed out of a well? In the 1930s? OH. It must have been to save these children. Well then. Carry on.
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What was charming at the SAGs... ...feels depressed at the Oscars. I mean, look: this dress is pretty, if INCREDIBLY SIMILAR, thematically, to her SAGs dress (at least in terms of color and length) but dammit if it doesn't seem like the poor kid just sort of crawled
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The pros: Her smile is really cute here. The color is great. I've always wondered what a formal, skirted wetsuit would look like, and now I know: The con: this is one of those dresses where I feel like the modest neckline -- which I sort of dig, as
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Dear Mr. Schuster's hair, You are famous for, in Sue Sylvester's words, looking like you were styled with a bucket of lard, being a home to Keebler elves, and/or resembling a briar patch, among other insults. So this was a fun change: You're
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View the gallery Sometimes it's easier to deal with the Glee table in one fell swoop, since about ninety percent of them tend to attend every event together (although Lea still gets her own slideshow, because, well, we imagine that's kind of what the experience of
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View the gallery Lea Michele wore this at a pre-Grammy event honoring Barbra Streisand, at which she performed FOR Barbra Streisand. What I didn't realize is that apparently she had never seen Funny Girl -- the movie featuring the song "Don't Rain On My Parade,
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Tell me: Is it secretly a GOOD idea to spruce up an LBD by stapling your scarves to it? Because I have a few in my Goodwill pile, and a really large box of staples. I'm thinking I could invent a whole new wardrobe.
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