Posts tagged: “Gossip Girl”

View the gallery I  wanted to begin the slideshow way I had hoped the series would've ended: Georgina Sparks, wearing somebody's hand mirror on her neck, staring with narrowed eyes at some unknown target. I was praying for a spinoff -- The Georgina Monologues, or Sparks &

View the gallery At this point, the finale season is a failure if it DOESN'T end with Georgina Sparks poisoning their food and then becoming President.

View the gallery This episode attempts to convince us that Serena Van Der Woodsen knows how to cook and is capable of grocery shopping. Character growth is fine and all, but let's not overreach, eh, Gossip Girl?

View the gallery Some of the dominoes are starting to fall -- we get a nice twist about Ivy's co-conspirator -- but the most important facet of this episode is: This show's power teens dress like my nightmares.

View the gallery In which Blair looks as cute as her designs are abysmal, Ivy looks like a spandex hooker, and Chuck Bass looks at a Windows Phone like it's a naked lady.

View the gallery You are going to die inside when you see Blair's latest design. I think the show actually burrowed under rock bottom right then and planted a little flag down there.

View the gallery I'm not kidding: The ENTIRE Chuck Bass subplot this week hinged on that old myth parents tell their kids about how their suddenly absent, cherished family pet got sent to a wonderful farm. Next week, someone will learn that Santa isn't real.

View the gallery We need to discuss something: What happened to college? Chuck never went; I get that. Nate was at Columbia and then randomly took over the Spectator, having presumably barely even scraped together his high-school diploma and only demonstrably attended classes at Columbus for an hour. Serena

View the gallery In which the show returns to the old chestnut, "Blair Acts Like An Idiot Because She Has Never Learned Anything, Ever, From Any Of The Other Times She Has Acted Like An Idiot, And Serena Gets To Be Smug And A Party Happens." There'

View the gallery This was a pretty entertaining, quippy start to the season, but it also confirmed for me that Serena Van Der Woodsen is a horrible person. Only Serena could somehow make everyone bow and scrape to regain her affections after she treated them horribly. This may also make

View the gallery "I'm super insecure about whether you love me," Dan said, as twelve birds laid eggs on his scalp. "You have nothing to worry about," Blair lied, while secretly going limp at the prospect of dating a stubbly Rizzo from an all-

View the gallery I skipped an episode in here somewhere because of the DirecTV brouhaha with our local CW affiliate, but who cares? None of it mattered after Chuck Bass wore this. He's like an oompa loompa in marathon training.

View the gallery Yeah, so I got a bit behind on this show. But while we were at Fashion Week, alarm bells went off all over Twitter about Serena's pajamas, so I couldn't let another day slide without, well, some slides. I would love a crossover

View the gallery This one had it all: fascinators, froof, a terrible Marilyn spoof... and as icing on the cake, a true sartorial slow-clap in the form of Georgina Sparks rolling back into town looking like a deranged fox-hunting widow. Bless this girl. She may yet save this