Do you even need to see the rest of this? I think the combination of push-up bra, dog collar, and vacant teen egocentrism says it all. But if you're curious: She turns eighteen next year, so what's the estimate on when she and Marilyn Manson
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At this point, what's left for Halloween? [Photo: Splash News]Wait, I know: A clean face AND PANTS.
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This is a handy excuse for me to mention that I feel like Gossip Girl is really GOOD this season. It helps that Katie Cassidy has joined the cast, because Katie Cassidy is awesome. Also potentially awesome: Honestly, Fug Nation, I'm still worn out from all the screeching
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At long last, Gossip Girl has solved the problem of Taylor Momsen/Little J and The Lumps of Kohl. [Photo: Splash News]It's almost poetic in its simplicity.
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[Photo: WENN.com]LOURDES: Remind me again why we needed this chick?TAYLOR: BORING.MADONNA: Because, Lola, she serves a very distinct purpose.LOURDES: What is that? To make my ripped tights look comparatively hip and beautiful?TAYLOR: BORING.MADONNA: No, sweetie. To make America suck on it. Who'
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It matters not whether Boobs Legsly is retiring her mantle, because as long as there is Serena Van Der Woodsen, there will be boobs and legs. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]This encapsulates everything Serena and I have in common: We both do our best thinking in a body-skimmer, a full-
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Jessica Szohr looked like a house at Marchesa on Wednesday. [Photo: Splash News]By which I do NOT mean, she looked large. I mean, she looked like the time my neighbors went out of town, and the husband's friends decided to mess with them by coming over and
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Figures. Just when I get attached to a really immature nickname, the person to whom I gave it decides to flout my childish impulse. Boobs here manages to look both sexy and stunning without rubbing the camera lens in her cleavage, nor setting a maximum skirt length of two inches.
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For her sake, I hope Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr are broken up for good, because in my book you just can't hook up with a guy who wants to be visually associated with this woman's outfit: [Photo: Splash News]I'm sure accessorizing a
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Is it sad that I consider this a victory? [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]Yes, Taylor Momsen looks like a magician's assistant at a nightclub called Shazam. However, her makeup is like a breath of fresh air compared to the heavy-tread tires she'd been sporting around her
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"What?" [Photo: WENN.com]"Are we not at the American Ankle Fetishist Society's annual clam-digging festival?"
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Jessica Szohr reminds me of Christmas morning. Because there's always at least one present someone wrapped with paper that was cut too big, so it hangs loosely around its cargo and it's taped to within an inch of its life in the hope that everything will
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No one is more pleased than we are to see Leighton Meester apparently exiting that hideous pop-star phase. The world did not need another Katy Perry, for one thing, and also Leighton is the most talented person on Gossip Girl and all that spandex and Pro Tools was making
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I'm glad Amanda Setton is back on Gossip Girl. Penelope was my favorite of Blair's high-school minions, and she was really funny on Mercy and One Life To Live in the interim. So, hooray for people having jobs. However, the producers may soon want her
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