Grammy Awards Fug Carpet: Sasha
Are they doing Terminator as a documentary now?
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Grammys Fug or Fab Carpet: Katy Perry, Plus Bonus Crazy
View the gallery There are a lot of things that are very pretty about this -- the color, the detailing -- but there is also something eerily pornographic about it. I mean, with a dress like this, should I be able to see every painstakingly traced line of each boob? I shouldn&
View GalleryGrammy Awards Mostly Well Played: Taylor Swift
View the gallery First off: I like Taylor Swift. She writes songs that are totally fun to sing along with in the car, and I actually think she is one of the only funny things about the execrable Valentine's Day. But her singing voice isn't generally
View GalleryGrammy Awards Fug Carpet: Bonnie McKee
Here is what songwriter Bonnie McKee -- of three Katy Perry hits, among others -- wore to the Grammys last year. If Orange Julius were a lingerie store, this would be in the window. And if it were a euphemism for "holy crap I am going to see your vagina in
Read moreGrammy Awards WTF: Nicki Minaj
View the gallery You know, usually the Grammys make me feel young, because the Grammys themselves are usually SUPER old. Like, they were advertising it all over Los Angeles via a huge poster of Paul McCartney and while of course I love to dance around my living room to "
View GalleryGrammy Awards Well Played, Rihanna, And Then... Less So
View the gallery Usually, Rihanna goes for obvious over sexy, or obvious sexyness, or... sexy obviousness, or... well, you smell what I'm cooking: She's a pretty girl with a great body and she very rarely opts for the sedate way of telling you so. And so
View GalleryGrammy Awards Nakedly Played: Adam Levine and Anne V
ADAM: So what's REALLY funny about this, honey, is how I'm totally dressed -- three piece suit and everything! -- and looking totally dapper when I am TOTALLY known for taking my shirt off all the time. And YOU are wearing a dress so naked at you needed
Read moreGrammy Awards Fug Carpet: Fergie
Okay. I know this is Gaultier, ripped from his recent runway show (and also ripped off from...himself in 2008), but come on, Fergie: Whitney Houston is DEAD. PUT IT AWAY. You also shouldn't poke the vampire by dressing like a high-fashion map of the circulatory system.
Read moreGrammy Awards Fug Carpet: Robyn
In Robyn's own words: CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND.... ...And ask her why she let you leave the house looking like this. (I am paraphrasing.) [Photo: Getty]
Read moreGrammy Awards Huh? Carpet: Deadmau5
Well, that's it. I'm officially too old for the Grammys.
Read moreGrammy Awards Fug Carpet: Eva Longoria
Regular readers of this website are well aware that I am a huge fan of the neck ruffle: And yet even I, Jessica Morgan: Neck Ruffle Enthusiast, can not sign off on this one. She looks as though she's hung a giant scrunchie around her neck, like her
Read moreFugs and Fabs: Accessories at the 2011 Grammy Awards
View the gallery Because we all like to look at pretty things. Or, in the case of this handbag, a very spoiled baby's crib mobile.
View GalleryGrammy Awards Fug Carpet: Ricky Martin
I have to admit that it just seems right for Ricky Martin to be back at the Grammys. Remember that year he performed La Copa de la Vida, and everyone just collectively lost their shit? (Including me: that performance was insane. Also, back in the times before we'd
Read moreGrammy Awards Fug Carpet: Monica
Geez, Monica, okay: The boy is yours, if you want him that bad. No need to put your head on backwards about it.
Read moreGrammy Awards Fug Carpet: Hayley Williams
I don't even know what to say about any of this: I mean...yes. In a sense, I get it? Like, this is the person that she is. But there's someone about the combination of the belly button and that tutu that makes me uncomfortable. All
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