Oh, What the Hell, Let's Look at More Hats
BECAUSE.
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BECAUSE.
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Among them: a Hart of Dixie alum, a newscaster, a TV chef, and Romy. Or is it Michele? ... No, it is Romy.
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View the gallery We need cheerful hats in this time of turmoil, Elizabeth. CHEERFUL. HATS. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery Ah, Ladies Day! When Ascot's Wacky Hats traditionally get the wackiest (and also the setting for one of my favorite lines in The Royal We*). The good news: Both York sisters look very pretty indeed. The bad news: This year, there was sadly no one
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View the gallery Hats! Horses! Eye-patches! John Goodman? All that, plus Prince Harry got a new waistcoat, which makes me uneasy and confused. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Not the MOST star-studden Derby of all time, but at least Rob Gronkowski showed up looking like a mad scientist. A very rich mad scientist who has given up mad science in favor of opening a joke shop. Oh, lord. He might think he's
View GalleryView the gallery There is nothing finer than the people-watching at an Australian horse race. You think Royal Ascot is doing the Lord's work, and then you look at this and realize Royal Ascot is totally phoning it in some of the time. [Photos: Getty, Splash]
View GalleryView the gallery AND THE EUG WORE RED. [Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News]
View GalleryView the gallery If you've ever wondered what it looks like when Jessica and I sit around and yap together about the Oscars or Hart of Dixie or the harsh mistress that is sports, the answer is: this. [Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News]
View GalleryView the gallery The Queen's winner at last year's Royal Ascot, Estimate, ran again and lost the Gold Cup by a neck in what sounds like it was a very exciting race. That must be disappointing for her, but apparently the fillies in that field can
View GalleryView the gallery Today's hats were not as thrilling as yesterday's, but this is presumably because everyone is REALLY saving her MAJOR HAT GAME for tomorrow, which is Ladies Day, and at which I expect it to be broughten. With bonus royals, including some truly intriguing
View GalleryView the gallery I assume you are interested in seeing Prince Harry in a top hat. Bonus Other Royals, including a VERY cute Princess Beatrice and a SUSPICIOUS Princess Anne. [Photos: Splash, Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery As always, Royal Ascot-goers bring it when it comes to the hat game. And this isn't even Ladies Day! IT'S DELIGHTFUL. I love you all. [All the Royals coming up next; don't worry, I would not neglect to bring you
View GalleryView the gallery I almost typed, "Australia, you are a national treasure." That would have been tragically dumb. However, it did give me the idea for National Treasure: Box Of Australian Racing Hats, so I'm okay with sharing. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery This event was for "Myer's spring fashion launch," which I assume has to do with racing because a) the Melbourne Cup was present, and b) majestic millinery was on display. So basically, this slideshow is subtitled, "Tons of Aussies You Don'
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