View the gallery In the first two episodes back from hiatus, Asher made hardly any faces. So I thought, "Maybe I'm done recapping this." And then Asher came back to form, and things went bananas, and NATE'S ABS LOOK AT THEM JUST LOOK KEEP
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View the gallery Some questions answered, others not. Some characters ruined, others not.
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View the gallery There are SO MANY Asher Faces this week, y'all. If this show ever gets cancelled, someone needs to make him an album. Or a video montage. Also, I am crazy, and there is apparently one more episode before the hiatus. So we're still
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View the gallery We are now four days away from catching up to Present Times, which means the next episode -- which I believe is the fall finale -- is going to be chock full of panicked whispers and blood.
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View the gallery I swear to God, if this show takes Asher -- its only decent human -- and retcons him into a gross assbag, I will WRITE A LOT OF THINGS IN CAPS ABOUT IT.
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View the gallery Asher didn't make any faces, really, in episode four. But then he came back strong in episode 5. Also, please enjoy a screenshot of one of my favorite continuity gaffes in a long time.
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View the gallery It didn't happen first but I'm leading with Shirtless Eggs 911, for obvious reasons. Also, that's a wonderful new facet for anyone's burgeoning Eggs 911 business.
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View the gallery I think Asher might be the only nice person on this show.
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View the gallery Again, not sure we'll keep this up -- we'll gauge response -- but I'm curious: Does the twist at the end make you likely to give this a shot, if you were already wavering?
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All righty, season one is in the can, thanks to a two-hour finale that brought with it a merciful one-week break from Scandal. I have... thoughts... about the cliffhanger ending, but I will say this without spoiling it: This show is so captive to plot, plot, plot, and
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I've decided -- even though I don't actually get them on Hulu -- that I want this show to start cutting its teases, musically and all, as if this is a wacky single-camera comedy in the vein of Modern Family. I can HEAR the sounds and the
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I have an announcement: The end of this episode actually sort of got me. I KNOW. I'm sure it's temporary. As a refresher, the ashy powder that was once Tom Verica has been found. This lady, with her extremely intense eyes and Urgent Newscaster Voice, is
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Have you ever noticed that every Shonda Rhimes show has a character with a signature drink? Meredith and Cristina had tequila, Olivia Pope has red wine, and Annalise Keating has vodka. Lots of it. In a tumbler. But when you're trying to get away with murder, sometimes only
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Scandal is all about jumping you ahead five minutes and then being like, "SURPRISE! Okay, fine, let's show you EXACTLY what you missed." This show, on the other hand, likes to repeat over and over again what you've already seen, just in case you
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This episode is the fall finale, and yes, we find out who killed Sam -- and yes, most of these screengrabs are terrible because it was all in murky lighting, and YES, there is an irritating over-reliance on replaying the bits and bobs we've already seen so that
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