Posts tagged: “I Wanna Marry Harry”

Well, here it is, AT LONG LAST, the final episode of I Wanna Marry Harry, which should have been called, Let's Be Honest, I Am Mostly Just Bang-Starved. There are some surprises, there is some attempted treachery, there is tongue, there are tears, there is the hasty

Fug Nation, I wish I could embed a clip of this episode's final scene, because it is almost completely faked. Carefully, half-artfully, but wholly faked. Because, you see, Rose figures out that this is not Prince Harry. Why? In part, because they all got drunk at a

May I please share with you the prop that is the greatest metaphor for this show? Here is the dirty secret about I Wanna Canoe Hell River: It turned out to be well-cast, on the lady side. This doesn't save the inherent meanness of it, but all

With apologies to those of you who actually mind that this has taken me so long: Our patience is rewarded by truly awful production decisions, Kelley being nuts, and Kingsley being stuck holding the douche bag. A note: I know this is super lame, because "I" "Wanna&

First point of order: After episode two, the intro was re-recorded to remove "Harry, Prince of Wales," and replace it with, "Prince Harry of Wales." FOX is all about the deeply retroactive quality control, apparently. Second point: Might as well tell you up front that

I wanted to get this up sooner, but I am too wooed by the allure of clearer Hulu-generated screen grabs, which means I can't even START working on it until the next day (I refuse to watch it twice) and that it therefore also takes a backseat

Well. Fug Nation UK, it seems as if this will be airing in your neck of the woods sometime next week. All I can say is that I'm sorry, and that I wish this show aired with the disclaimer, "The following television program in no way reflects

Hello, FOX Network Legal Department. So nice to meet your air quotes. Let me begin by saying I hope Prince Harry sees this someday, and creates a vast and impossible drinking game for every element that is STUPIDER THAN SHOULD EVER BE ALLOWED. Which is all of them. Which makes