In the negative column, this is one of those jumpsuits that's a) designed to look like something has been tucked violently into it, possibly to the detriment of her nethers, and b) uses fabrics on the top that photograph fairly inexpensively. Also, no bracelet. But it's
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View the gallery Might as well sweep them all up in the same dustpan, no? [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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"HOLA LOVERS." "And yes, lovers, I do. Do you? You do. You always do. You will love me in sickness and in health --until you die, and I transfer my brain into a Science Body that is just like this one but bionic and also twenty-five
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I've decided not to call this a jumpsuit. Instead, in honor of the basketball tournament, I'll christen it a "jumpshoot." As in: Person #1: Hey, what are you wearing tonight? Person #2 (turning toward mirror): I'm wearing this jump... shoot. [Photo: Fame/
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View the gallery Wait a minute. Do we think that's the Letterman Dumpster, trying to disguise itself as a harmless upright piano waiting to be delivered? Is it looking up on Chastain's bellbottomed jumpsuit and rethinking the life choice that saw it vacate that nice Park
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I can't tell if she's wincing, or raising the roof. Let's hope it's both: She's wincing, and then raising a roof so she can crawl under it and close the door and hide inside, rather than be in public in
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I've decided Kim Kardashian and Kanye are going to take the cultish furor around their coupling and turn it into an actual cult. It will involve members building her a pedestal out of their own donated money, while she stands atop it, robes flowing, shouting, "Kanye has,
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Well, at least her lipstick is nice. But the rest of it is, as Jess said, fashion oatmeal: lumpy, bland, unappetizing, and like homework to consume. [Photo: Getty]
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Good old Vanessa from Brooklyn. At least she seems happy -- which she probably IS, now that she's off Gossip Girl and has been allowed to cut those third-hand extensions out of her hair. However, a cuffed business jumpsuit is nothing to smile about -- it almost looks more
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I saw this and said to myself, "Yep, another Hollywood person in a see-through maxi-dress; another collective prayer of thanks for the presence of undergarments." But... well, I bet you know what's coming: It's a Hollywood person in a see-through JUMPSUIT.
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Jenna here is quietly putting together a campaign to have "Noted Kook" added to her name. Separately, she'd also like to know when you last had an oil change, because she can offer you a GREAT deal. [Photo: Getty]
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When I thought this was pants and a top, I wasn't overly mad at it. But I believe it has been confirmed as a jumpsuit, and so now I have beefs with it -- I think because a shirt CAN blouse at the waist, but a jumpsuit somehow shouldn&
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It has been a banner week for jumpsuits. First, Greta Gerwig wore that awful Stella McCartney thing, then Margot Robbie was in a red abomination, and now Rosario Dawson has gotten into the game: It's pleated AND wrinkled AND overcomplicated AND boring AND strangely fitting AND unhemmed. WHY
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It's a jumpsuit parade today, which is one of the saddest kinds of parades there is. If you have seen Wolf of Wall Street, you know every inch of Margot Robbie's figure; if you haven't, you can still probably imagine the truth, which is
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I'm not sure the wrap at the waist was ever going to be incredibly flattering. But the jumpsuit portion of the evening isn't helping matters. The fabric itself is pretty, like wintry confetti or something -- I alternately see snowflakes, and Brachs peppermints -- but I keep wishing
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