I have no idea what this pattern is... ... but if I narrow my eyes and look in very specific spots, it looks like an ode to hamburgers. And I hope it IS, because look, if you're going to stick yourself in a weirdly crotched jumpsuit**, making it an
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This looks so familiar to me, and I had to rack my brain into split pea soup before realizing that I think it's from the same family of Stella McCartney stuff as this jumpsuit, and these items worn by Rachel McAdams and Rumer Willis. I think, understandably, that
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I'm tired of hating jumpsuits. That doesn't mean I'm going to soften on them; just that, like leggings, I'm running out of emotional energy to deal with them. Now every time I see one, I just want to go lie down and
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It's... better? No, it is. It's better. Her hair is brushed, and appears clean. But we're still dealing with the lower end of the scale here, and I'm disinclined to grade on a curve. I mean, if I did THAT, every man,
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I'm sure my reaction to this jumpsuit is totally predictable. But that doesn't mean it's WRONG, either. She looks like she's in intensive training for the United Mechanics Association's square dancing marathon. [Photo: Getty]
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So, Kristen Wiig has this part pretty much down pat. Okay, except for Chokergate 2012 -- and yes, I know that adding "gate" to things is supposed to be tired and sad, but I've decided that for me it never will be; you can call it Gategate,
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Thank you to Jessica White for adding fuel to the pyre on which the "models can wear anything" theory is burning. Models can't wear this. Windows can't wear this. Canopy beds can't wear this. Marchesa models can't wear this. Mannequins
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For a ssecond I thought I liked the bob on Rose Byrne; then I decided it might be too heavy for her face. But then, my best friend when I was five had essentially this haircut -- or else, she did in my fuzzy memories of that age -- so I think
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I like to think that -- much as in Bridget Jones's Diary, where she shows up as the only tart at what she thought was a Tarts and Vicars party (I love you, English fancy dress customs) -- Yasmin Le Bon here showed up at the Serpentine Party and said,
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KIM KARDASHIAN: Gee, Vera Wang, thanks so much for coming out with me and my cameras and my hideous, hideous jumpsuit today. VERA WANG: Yep. KIM: A LOT of designers wouldn't deign to be on my show. Or to be snapped by the paps with me like this.
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Thank you, Heidi Klum: The next time someone asks me what my problem is with jumpsuits, I'm just going to direct them to this. [Photo by: Splash]
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Well, I wrote this before Cam-Cam showed up at the Bad Teacher premiere the other day in an actual skirt, but whatever. Bear with me. For a moment in time in Germany, the Cameron Diaz Romper Tour of 2011 continued apace: This is from her appearance on Wetten Dass?
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Olivia Newton-John did not wear this in Xanadu. But she probably should have. Preferably WITH the roller skates.
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Oh, Naomi Watts: You're a delicious dish, but not even you can pull off no bra and an haphazardly-belted sweatsuit jumpsuit (swumpsuit?). You look like you're one sports bra away from triumphantly racing up the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art and then beating
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Oh my God, Marcia Cross. My precious, occasionally homicidal, fake-suicidal Dr. Kimberly Shaw. SHE DID NOT RIP OFF HER WIG FOR THIS.
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