It's not that I disapprove of the IDEA of funkier shoes with this dress... ... it's just that I'm not particularly sure how I feel about these, with their leather strips that stick out all akimbo like those colorful tabs people stick in their cookbooks
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"Hmm," Eliza Dushku thought. "If wearing a bandeau top attached to high-waisted palazzo pants with a giant jeweled pin doesn't get me at least a MEETING to be on the next season of Dancing With the Stars, then I don't know what
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[Photo: Splash News] So, judging from this photo, I assume I'm correct in believing that the theme to Kate Moss's final Topshop line is "Crazy Shit Only Kate Moss Can Actually Wear." FABULOUS! I will consider that some money well saved.
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The Other Michelle Williams is amusing me. She wore this to what the photo caption claimed was a contest to find the best bartender in the world: [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com] She DOES look like she's been drinking.
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Ali Landry here used to be best known for being The Doritos Girl. (And maybe still is.) [Photo: WENN.com]So I guess in some sense, you can blame this jumpsuit/leg-of-mutton pants on the Frito Lay company, because it used to fill her coffers with shopping money.
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[Photo: WENN.com] FRANCOIS-HENRY PINAULT: Well. Now we know, right? SALMA HAYEK: Now we know what? FRANCOIS-HENRY: Two things, I guess. SALMA: WHICH TWO THINGS, F-H? Why do we always have to play these esoteric, vague games? Is it because you're French? F-H: Oui.
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I'm on board with the tuxedo jacket trend, when deployed correctly. And this is one such instance: [Photo: Splash News] See, thanks to that heroic jacket, I don't have to look at the rest of Miss Tyra's jumpsuit. So it's not only
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Okay, full disclosure: I AM EXHAUSTED. This Fashion Week has been extra crazy, and we're all delirious. Just yesterday, I turned to Heather and said, "I have a question. So....you know BOATS?" I was talking about watercraft. I just didn't know how to
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This started off badly: And got worse: Um. At least she's happy?
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Okay, listen: I KNOW. I KNOW. It's a burgundy burlap jumpsuit. [Photo: FlynetOnline.com] But PROGRESS IS PROGESS even if it does take the form of the jumpsuit. Let's all realize that small hills make big mountains ....eventually...or something like that. Whatever, I'm
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I think Kimberly Wyatt here, bless her, may have been one of about three people at the Teen Choice Awards NOT wearing some kind of sparkly short something: Instead, she is dressed as Afugdite, the Greek goddess of turning expensive throw-pillows into jumpsuits.
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I guess the Middle Men premiere was a secret meeting place for black-transparency fetishists. First Stephanie Pratt, and now Laura Ramsey, of She's The Man fame (or infamy, depending on how you feel about that movie): It's always alarming when an outfit is equally fitted
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