View the gallery Kris Jenner's reign of terror MUST END. Also: there's a denim pantsuit afoot. At least we have Kiernan Shipka to cleanse your palate. She's in here. I promise. Just STAY STRONG past the Kardashians. [Photos: PacCoastNews, Getty]
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View the gallery And when I say "everyone," I do not mean Beyonce, nor Rihanna, nor Miley, nor most of the other people you might expect or hope for, because these suckers felt pretty wildly underattended. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I hope Tom Brady's pet name for her is Bund Cake. Also, I sincerely did just have to stop caring whether anyone kept to the theme, because hardly anyone did. Including most of these women. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery The second verse is not QUITE the same as the first, sadly. Or fortunately? [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News]
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