Fugs and Fines: Shorts at the Kids' Choice Awards
View the gallery These range from "Um, are you wearing jammies?" to "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU." [Photos: Getty]
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Kids Choice Awards Fug Carpet: America Ferrera
This does nothing for me. Worse, it does nothing for her. The two-tone pants aren't flattering, the length of them isn't working for her, the cropped legs and shortish sleeves on the coat are freaky together -- like it's trying too hard to be
Read moreKids' Choice Awards Fug or Fine: Selena Gomez in Dolce & Gabbana
I don't really know what to make of this. My first wish is that it were a bit longer and a dress, rather than a tunic over shorts. My second wish might be for a different sleeve length. My third wish: that the trim and the photo-pattern
Read moreKids Choice Awards Feh Carpet: Ariana Grande
Ariana Grande recently comsplained -- that's my mash-up of complained and explained, and it doesn't work at all; if ONLY I had a magical key I could press to go back and delete it -- that the reason she used to wear her hair exactly like this
Read moreFug Kids Choice Awards Fug or Fine: Lea Michele in Elie Saab
View the gallery She's BACK: It's Lea Michele, in a motherf'ing pose-off, with herself. Just the way we like it. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryKids' Choice Awards Fugs and Fines: People We TOTALLY Had To Look Up On Wikipedia
View the gallery I am not a kid, so I don't feel TOO bad about knowing who fewer and fewer of these attendees are. That said: It also means my descent into cronedom continues apace. But we have to do our homework -- remember when Demi Lovato and Selena
View GalleryKids Choice Awards Mostly Well Played: Other People We Didn't Have To Look Up On Wikipedia
View the gallery We have Kids' Choice, Teen's Choice, Critics' Choice... I feel like we need a Cranky Old Adults' Choice just to make sure we get maximum specificity. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryKids' Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Selena Gomez
I'm beginning to think stylists and stars see "Kids' Choice Awards" on a schedule and interpret it as, "Everyone Dust Off Your Formal Shorts." But the real mess here is her top. In my head, it began life as a dress that Bieber
Read moreKids' Choice Fug and Fab Carpet: Kylie and Khloe
Our photo service refers to Kylie Jenner here as "personality Kylie Jenner" and as her mother surely knows, there is no worse kiss of death for an aspiring ANYTHING than to be classified as a PERSONALITY rather than a Whatever She's Aspiring Toward. Is Kylie the
Read moreKids' Choice Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Kristen Stewart
View the gallery In which K Stew gets Slime-Adjacent, then Self-Slimes. poll by twiigs.com [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryKids' Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Heidi Klum
I mean, truth time: her face at least always looks pretty great: And I actually think the dress is very pretty: simple, flattering, classy. I just wish she hadn't paired it with boots that look like they were designed to be worn on Halloween when you've
Read moreKids' Choice Awards Fug Carpet: Kevin McHale
I'm sure Kevin McHale is a nice person, and all -- although every time I write his name, I think of the former Celtics player Kevin McHale, whom I hated primarily because I grew up in Los Angeles and there is no one a Los Angeleno child of the
Read moreKids' Choice Awards Fug or Fab Carpet: Emma Stone
View the gallery I keep forgetting Emma's going back to this blond color -- I hope it's for a role and not because she loves how washed out it makes her look. Girlfriend, you are such a dishy redhead. Why are you forsaking the red this way?
View GalleryKids' Choice Awards Sports Bra Carpet: Katy Perry and Selena Gomez
Apparently this is Dolce & Gabbana. And it might have been super cute at the seaside in a bygone era, but today, at an event, it just looks like a dress that had an awkward waxing accident. I guess it was going around: The upside is, if she goes running
Read moreKids’ Choice Awards Fuggish Carpet: Taylor Momsen
"Whoa, kids. Hold up." "Don't CHOOSE me. Okay? I don't want to be CHOSEN. Because if I'm CHOSEN, then I have to do things like this: "I KNOW. It's like, GROSS. Do you KNOW how overheated my thighs
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