Well, there's always one. But what's truly remarkable about this is, there appears to be a pair of panties underneath the visible granny-shapewear. She double-bagged her bingo parlor. Repeat: In a dress where ALMOST ALL OF THE REST OF HER IS FREELY VISIBLE, she
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We saw this, and trembled at its evils, on Mamie Gummer at the Oscars. I'm actually sort of surprised that a top model like Karlie Kloss would ever wear something at an event this high-profile had been done already at another high-profile event. Maybe that'
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It's rare that you see a dress that's SUPPOSED to have a bare midriff actually have it DENIED. As unimpeachable as I imagine her midriff is, I think the changes she made to this to make it less naked are to her advantage. I like the
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I'm not sure the wrap at the waist was ever going to be incredibly flattering. But the jumpsuit portion of the evening isn't helping matters. The fabric itself is pretty, like wintry confetti or something -- I alternately see snowflakes, and Brachs peppermints -- but I keep wishing
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It's so generous of Rita Ora to wish us all peace. Personally, if I'd just been ravaged by a JoAnn's Fabrics employee with a stapler and a glitter gun, I'd be wishing everyone a quick bout of hysterical blindness. [Photo: Getty]
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Oh, Ms. Wearstler. Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. This is the wearst. [Photo: Getty]
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I'm curious how the Oscar race will shake out, because while Sandra Bullock is great in Gravity, it's not really her movie or Clooney's movie so much as it is the director's movie. It's a showcase of technique. I read
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I took one look at this and thought that if any tiny little part of Blake Lively misses her life in the public eye, before she married Ryan Reynolds and stopped doing anything or going anywhere, that part of her just got shivers of jealous ecstasy. That lacy fabric is
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The little old granny bursting at the seams of my soul REALLY can't handle a girl Hailee's age wearing anything even REMOTELY transparent. I shouldn't be able to see undergarments, I shouldn't be wondering what percentage of this thing is lined, and
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I feel right now the way I did a few years ago, when nobody wore anything without jamming a pair of leggings under it. I need sheer to STOP. I'M OUT. I've got nothing. My well is dry. I've made all the window jokes,
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I think someone is suffering from attention deficit disorder. That is to say, the fear that there is a deficit of attention being sent her way now that her husband was on the cover of People in a story about how He's Super Cut Now, and all anyone
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Last awards season, only about a month shy in the proceedings of where we are now actually, Shailene Woodley wore this lacy dress in support of The Descendants. Fug Nation was split -- 56 percent of you loved it, and the rest felt either negatively or ambivalent, saying she looked too
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Too much going on here for me, I think. We've got sheer smockage, we've got long hanks of fringe, we've got a minidress underneath... at least the yellow color makes it interesting (if it were a black dress we'd all be in
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So, yeah, I do realize this is a jumpsuit, and yet I am not approaching it with abject disapproval. I KNOW. I'm sure the lightheadedness of Abfest 2012 still has me in its clutches. But seriously, that doesn't look awful on her. At least, I don&
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This looks so familiar to me, and I had to rack my brain into split pea soup before realizing that I think it's from the same family of Stella McCartney stuff as this jumpsuit, and these items worn by Rachel McAdams and Rumer Willis. I think, understandably, that
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