MILLA JOVOVICH: Hey, do you have my quarterly taxes ready? I don't want to get a penalty -- weren't they due last month? ED NORTON: Huh? MILLA: DUDE, my TAXES. ED: Milla, I am not your accountant. MILLA: Are you sure? ED: YES. I am Edward Norton,
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Why, hello Blake Lively! How coy you are. I suspect you're wearing the very Louboutins I tried on several times at the Barneys sale before realizing that, no, I could not actually manage to walk around in shoes that were two and a half sizes too big, regardless
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I think there are two signs of concern here for Holly Hunter's mental well-being. 1) What has happened to her face? She looks more like a cross between Kelly Lynch and Joan Allen. Neither of whom are unattractive -- they're both lovely women -- but their names
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It matters not whether Boobs Legsly is retiring her mantle, because as long as there is Serena Van Der Woodsen, there will be boobs and legs. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]This encapsulates everything Serena and I have in common: We both do our best thinking in a body-skimmer, a full-
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You may not know this, but I am very skilled in interpreting the facial expressions of celebrities: This face says, "God, why did I do this to my bangs?" It also says: "OMG WHAT AM I WEARING?!!!!!!1111??!??/??"
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These leggings appear to be the exact OPPOSITE of the infamous "Mr. President" style from LiLo's line that came reinforced with knee pads. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]Perhaps they intend to be the emotional opposite as well, like, nagging you to get off your damn knees because
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I kind of miss Boobs Legsly: That's, like, a HINT of boob, but...you know, all classy and stuff. SNORE. I hate it when people LISTEN to us when we tell them to put it away. On the other hand, sweet egg salad sandwiches, does she look gorgeous
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I've been told three things about The Town. (1) My friend Mark, who knows these things, told me it's excellent. (2) My friend Grant, who knows these things, told me that Ben Affleck's abs look AMAZING therein. (3) Fug Nation, who knows these things,
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I can understand Kristin Cavallari wanting, in part, to approximate Heidi Montag's success: But SISTER. You know this is a slippery slope, right? A girl starts off with the sheer, tight cocktail dress and a visible push-up bra and the next thing you know, she ends up
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If Shenae Grimes had worn this on 9.02.10 day, maybe I'd have given it a pass: [Photo: WENN.com]Instead, I think there are a bunch of really confused people from my eighth grade class wondering if we have to stay up to study for that
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Oh, Jayma. And we were doing SO WELL. A good rule of thumb is, never wear anything that might inadvertently threaten the job of your waxer.
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NICOLE ARI PARKER: And POSE.BORIS KODJOE: Excuse me?NICOLE: I'm trying something. Could you dip me real fast?BORIS: What for?NICOLE: Fine, lift me then. Maybe hold me horizontally and then spin around in a circle.BORIS: Look, we're at an awards show being
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This is a little precious for me. There's something pretty about it, and her makeup and hair (and face) are gorgeous with it. But for some reason, I look at the gown, and I think of Amy March from Little Women: sort of spoiled and bratty and in
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Is it weird that I like the hue of RiRi's bright red hair? [Photo: Splash News] In fact, I like this whole look -- sure, the bodice is a little sheer, but I suspect that's merely the Evil Flashbulbs of Media Interest playing their dastardly tricks. It&
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