View the gallery Well, if the former Miss Midldeton is hoping that London or New York Fashion Week are going to fix her problem of never knowing what to wear to a cocktail party, she's out of luck. Maybe Paris and Milan will prove more fruitful? [Photos: Getty
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View the gallery Not as many people making the London rounds, but fortunately, the ones that went did not hold back. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery The clownish undereye makeup is admittedly confusing to me, but a lot of the rest of this is almost TAME by her standards. Remember Elizabeth Banks's Met Ball gown? NEVER FORGET. (For the full show, click here.) [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery It is just that the grass is always greener elsewhere, or are London and Milan fashion weeks way more interesting -- good and bad -- than New York's was? (Full show; these are just selects.) [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery She had a HUGE 2014. Let's see what this year may bring. (As ever, you can see the show in its entirety at Style.com) [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I must confess that I love London Fashion Week. It just gets weirder than New York Fashion Week (although I obviously also love seeing Coats I Want To Buy Should I Become A Kajillionaire), without always going into...CRAZY ASS WEIRDTOWN. And you guys know how I
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View the gallery This will be, as one of you said earlier about Naeem Khan, a roller coaster. My fondness for Emilia Wickstead and Erdem continues MOSTLY unabated but I'm worried about Burberry. Someone over there is clearly suffering from a full-blown attack of THE CRAZY. [Photos:
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View the gallery At the risk of being a traitor to my nation, London Fashion Week felt way more fun and inspiring than New York did this season. Or at least, it had better patterns. [Photos: Getty, Splash]
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View the gallery Can I interest you in some pasties? Not the delightful British homemade hot pocket. The boob sticker beloved by dancers exotic and Miley. [Photos: Splash]
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View the gallery This isn't so much a mixed bag as a... knapsack of strange. [Photos: Marchesa]
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View the gallery Let's put a bow on this sucker and move on to Milan. [Photos Fame/Flynet, WENN, Getty]
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View the gallery In which we wrap up London Fashion Week with a strange sports jersey from Tom Ford, bathrobes from Burberry, slightly weirder frocks from Erdem, and some Roksanda Ilincic and Antonio Berardi. After the jump: a video of Mary Katrantzou, for which we didn't have any
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View the gallery Christopher Kane lent Cate Blanchett one of my least favorite dresses of her entire Blue Jasmine run -- I personally dislike this SIGNIFICANTLY more than the crazy massive sleeveless afghan -- and so of course I want us all to look at what's coming down the pike.
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View the gallery Thank you to Peter Pilotto for ponying up some stuff that's VERY BRIGHT. This one will be fun for a round of "Who Will Wear It First?" [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I know there are magical designer mind melds every season, but seriously, what are the odds that there would be TWO Star Wars collections within a week of each other? [Photos: Getty]
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