View the gallery I had a dream the other night that I bumped into Christina Hendricks in the ladies' room at a Sizzler. No, really. Apparently my subconscious really likes sensibly priced but mediocre buffets. Anyway, in the dream, she offered me a Diet Coke flavored donut, told me
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Well, look: Compared to what we usually complain about with this one, Christina's dress certainly isn't as bad as it could be. But it's not better enough for me. It's a glorified nightie, basically. So nothing is oozing out, and it'
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I love things that are art deco. So why do I not love this? Indeed, much like the lady behind her, I am giving it the side-eye. Maybe it's that the turquoise necklace is totally wrong with the dress, or how the gown just kind of... sits
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I never noticed before how much Jessica Paré resembles Liv Tyler. In fact, I just mentally put her in That Thing You Do and it kinda worked. I did not mentally put her into The Incredible Hulk, because that seemed like a mean thing to do to an innocent bystander.
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Somehow, we missed this... well, okay, not somehow. I know exactly how. Fug Madness is all-consuming, and as January trotted this out, we were in the throes of writing first-round matchups (sigh, remember that? We were so innocent then). I wonder how I would have felt about this
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This is beaded, slightly retro, a color... I was prepared to go where it wanted to take me. And then I saw that the road signs said "Hmmville" so I opened the car door and rolled out and down a nearby embankment and then walked to the nearest
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There's the old Sally Field chestnut "You like me! You really like me!", and then there's the version I think is going through Christina Hendricks' head: "You... like me? You really LIKE me?" But seriously, the lady won an Elle fashion
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When I saw this outfit, I was alone in my hotel room (Jessica was off gallivanting at a fashion show), and I still said out loud, "OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME." I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that she doesn't have
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By now you all know how much I love Christina Hendricks, and how I refuse to believe she's so insurmountably buxom. So all I have to say is this: Second verse, same as the first.
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For me, this dress is a complete win. It's so cool, and it looks tremendous on her. She must be pretty stoked that Mad Men changed her life -- and her wardrobe -- because I am pretty sure that when she played Pretty Girl In The Last Ten Minutes Of
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There's something about the shape of this dress that I love: Maybe I'm nuts, but the whole thing looks kissed by the wind -- like she just drifted over from someplace fabulous, and the air around her smells like dark chocolate and flowers, and then just like
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