View the gallery Not that we don't love a man in a perfect, classic tux, but it's fun when Hollywood's dudes take fashion into their own hands as much as the ladies do. Fun, and potentially also a stumble back in time to the
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When Thomas Jane popped up on TV last night, I must admit that I screamed at Heather, "OH MY GOD HEATHER HEATHER THOMAS JANE LOOK HEATHER LOOK AT WHAT THOMAS JANE IS WEARING LOOK:" He's straight out of Bonanza, you guys! But don't worry.
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Apparently, Cody Simpson here is a thing. And so are these jeans. As far as I'm concerned, the kid just came from a clam-digging expedition, and I'm not interested in hearing otherwise. NO. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT. PEOPLE ARE NOT JUST
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View the gallery With all the focus on Rooney Mara's clothes, and her hair color, and the length of her bangs, and whether I am rampantly and unforgivably anti-short hair (I am not, at all), somebody got lost in the shuffle: Daniel Craig. Granted, the movie is
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View the gallery Why does Alan Cumming look like he just finished rehearsing "Do You Hear The People Sing?" for a road company of Les Mis?
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I ask this with all the love in the world. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH MCCONAUGHEY'S FACE?
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View the gallery We always feel sort of out of our depth when it comes to menswear, because -- as non-men -- we don't understand the intricacies of it as well as we do, say, What That Dress Will Do To Your Boobs. So while we were intrigued by
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Dear Cee-Lo Green, I enjoy you. But you need a new assistant, one skilled in keeping you apprised of what day it is. I know you've been locked in a cage match with Xtina on a soundstage somewhere -- or something -- but IT'S JUNE. You can
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Here's a revolutionary idea, Rapunz-Al: Let your hair down. Seriously, you had better be making a jazzercise DVD, or else I PROMISE you none of this is worth it.
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Unfortunately, Ewan McGregor was a few days too late for my Man Hair slideshow... ... and SEVERAL dollars short of buying some clippers, it seems. Ewan, I'm so sorry, but Edward Cullen doesn't have a biological father at this point. Speaking of the undead: HE'S
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View the gallery Around the time of Fug Madness, when Jessica and I were considering the seedings, we almost did a mini-tournament on the side just about horrible dude hair. It was rampant. (Then sanity prevailed and we realized we couldn't possibly do that without our heads
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View the gallery Um, can we talk about what's going on with Ryan Gosling? I was never that hot for him -- except, obviously, in The Notebook, and also, kind of, secretly, during commercials for that new movie he's in with Emma Stone, who is helpfully sporting
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ANGELINA: Bradley. BRAD: ... ANGELINA: BRADLEY. BRAD: I'm not Bradley. ANGELINA: Brad, then. BRAD: I'm not Brad, either. ANGELINA: Fine. Joe Isuzu, or whatever that whole thing was. BRAD: No, Angelina. I'm none of those people tonight. ANGELINA: Then pray tell, who are you? BRAD:
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View the gallery Ah, upfronts, the time of year when we say things like, "Man, NBC must regret that talent deal with Jimmy Smits, because it's NOT HAPPENING," and, "One Tree Hill lives AGAIN?" and "A musical starring Debra Messing? REALLY?" So
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"Bonjie, Cannes!" "Pittzy here, ready to share with you a truly exciting investment opportunity. So, picture it: Two places. Water between them. You're on one side. You want to go to the other. You can't get there! What, you think you'll
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