HILARY SWANK: Alba. JESSICA ALBA: Swanksy. SWANK: We meet again. ALBA: We've never met before. But we're clearly soulmates. Look at our mirror-image hair styles. SWANK: I'm glad anyone is willing to be my soulmate after that whole Chechian warlord debacle. ALBA: You
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View the gallery You may not care about Dianna Agron from Glee, nor Greta Gerwig from stuff I haven't seen but which people keep saying she's good in so whatever; nor Lena Dunham from Girls. But you DO care about Vogue's Hamish Bowles and
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No Pacey, so don't get so excited. They're not making a lot of personal appearances together lately, but they seemed awfully cozy at Coachella, so I am SURE things are FINE. EVERYTHING IS FINE WITH DIANE AND JOSH LA LA LAH LA. I tend to think
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Styling for the Met Ball must be very, very emotionally complex. By which I mean: Several times, when Elettra Wiedemann asked somebody how they chose their dress, her interview subject(s) -- among them Gwyneth and Jessica Biel -- responded with the tactful non-response, 'This is the dress that was
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LADY EDITH: Do I look okay? LADY MARY: You look very much like you just posed for a John Singer Sargent portrait. LADY EDITH: ...and? LADY MARY: It's a compliment, you dolt. LADY EDITH: God, there's no need to be so Method. LADY MARY: Sorry. I&
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I LOVE these kinds of pictures from the red carpet, where you can see all the celebs lined up next to each other: I must confess that before I realized Tim Tebow was Tim Tebow, I was all, "WHO IS THAT HOT GUY?" And then I felt dirty.
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View the gallery Call me crazy, and I'm sure some people will, but K.Bos here looks so good that I'm not even mad at her for cleaving to her standard updo. WHO AM I? [Photos: Getty]
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I give up with this one. If you actually want to look like someone's governess all the time, there's really nothing I can do about it.
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View the gallery Karolina Kurkova has set a high bar for herself, given that she showed up at the Met Ball in 2005 wearing a valentine. So in that sense, of course she went full turban. Where else was there to go? Also included: Gisele and Tom, lest you forget
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Every time I see Rashida Jones, I think of the way Amy Poehler's Leslie Knope addresses her on Parks and Rec. You know, like, "ANN PERKINS! You are beautiful and organized!" (Leslie is very into positive reinforcement of her ladyfriends, which is one of the reasons
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This is such a face-plant for me. I just feel like... look, yes, we poke fun at a lot of the big statements that are crazy (Marc), or ugly (Florence), or so terrible they're wonderful (hi, Sev), but we'd be bereft without them. This is
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View the gallery I just love you, Amy Poehler. You're so smart and funny. Sometimes I like to pretend we are friends. Now I'm going to say nice things about your outfit.
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When interviewed, Marc Jacobs gave some pat answer about wearing this because he wanted to pay homage to the unexpected, or something. Can I call bullshit on that? Because a) Marc Jacobs in kooky nightshirt-looking dresses is not that unexpected anymore, even if they're see-through; so
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You know how on SNL, when Amy Poehler was still there, they'd do "SERIOUSLY?!?!?! With Seth And Amy"?* I sometimes do a version of that in my head, called "SERIOUSLY?!?!?! With Seth And Amy and Jessica" and it basically consists of whatever I'
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This looks better than it did when she was walking around on the live feed. I happen to think Debra looks better than she did in her Will & Grace days -- I think she's one of those people, kind of like Julianna Margulies, who was always pretty but
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