View the gallery It's been awhile since the darling dueling Dior representatives had to share the same red carpet. Here, they had to pose together, so they got very different outfits, neither of which service the theme and neither of which makes me delirious with joy nor engulfed
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Goodwin got big points Monday night for not even flinching when Billy Norwich -- who was, and I can't imagine he would disagree with me here, rather awkward and bad on the Vogue livestream Monday night (for the second year in a row, he was terrible! Hire someone who
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View the gallery First, I realize Jaime King -- here featured -- is not a Fanning, but since I just realized she and Elle Fanning look a LOT like each other, I've decided to make her an honorary one. Like maybe she's the "distant cousin" who
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When I saw this on the live-feed on Monday night -- where Hailee said she thought Avril Lavigne was her favorite punk artist and Teen Vogue's Andrew Bevan almost choked on his own tongue laughing at her (in a sweet, older-brotherly way) and yelping that AVRIL IS
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Mary Katrantzou burst onto the scene -- well, for me, anyway -- with Elizabeth Banks' insane patchwork of Dear God No at last year's Met Ball, and has followed it up this time with one of the most confusingly hideous dresses of the night. Feel the pride positively seeping
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I'm actually not sure I buy that people chickened out of punk purely to avoid ridicule or looking overly costumey. Because plenty of people still looked costumey and ridiculous; just in the wrong way, which suggests that a lot of them already knew what larger-than-life silliness
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View the gallery So, there is acreage between "catering to your dramatic whims" and "looking like a crazypants naked and/or upholstered crackpot," and the whole point of the Met Ball is the former, even if you fall on your face doing it (which leads to
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Oh, COME ON: You're supposed to be Gisele Bundchen, not Erin Wasson. Or does this mean you're worried that they're becoming the same thing? [Photo: Getty]
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It's not even that I don't LIKE this, necessarily... ... just that, what party did anyone think this WAS? I get that it's Tommy Hilfiger, and he's the baron of preppy yachting-chic attire, but the Met Ball is not on a boat.
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View the gallery If Linda Evangelista looked like the cover of a book about Lady Jane Grey, fictionalizing that she lived and was whisked away to grow up in hiding in Scotland, or something, so she could come back and claim the throne from a position of strength, then several
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Speaking of people Unclear On the Concept (AKA, two-thirds of the people who showed up at this thing): While everyone else was attending the Met Gala -- well, ostensibly, anyway -- Linda Evangelista was apparently attending her own wedding. At Medieval Times. [Photo: Getty]
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The press release for the outfit described it as "a Gucci Première pale green silk georgette strapless gown with silver and matte black feather motif embroideries [and] layers of black organza that cascade into a dramatic train." Proof positive that sometimes words really can paint a prettier picture
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I fell in love with Kerry Washington a little bit last night. Hilary Rhoda was interviewing her on the livesteam -- and, listen, Hilary Rhoda is lovely, but a gifted celebrity interviewer she is not. Can't they hire Coco for this sort of thing? -- and she mentioned that she
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So, one of the beans has been having occasional night terrors. And now, thanks to this dress, so will I. [Photo: Getty]
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"Wait. Where am I?" "NO. Come on. They told me I was going to the first annual Salute to Gywneth Paltrow's Tom Ford Oscar Dress of 2012. THAT'S WHY I'M WEARING THIS CAPE. I'm going to kill Stella."
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