Met Ball 2014: The Other "Charles James" Interpretations Included Brie-3PO
Never forget.
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Never forget.
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Big. HUGE.
View GalleryWhile Best Dressed was a slam dunk, Worst Dressed -- as voted by you on Thursday -- was VERY CLOSE and obviously, we want to be scientific about this. In this corner, we've got Rumpled H. McMustard, Katie Holmes: And her contender, LongProgram Wrinklesberg: [Photos: Getty]
Read moreJust for fun, we decided to nominate a couple of designers to see which one you think "won" the Met Gala, and which one you think punted it away on first down, to use the parlance of the NFL, in honor of the draft tonight. We glanced at
Read moreView the gallery There are A LOT OF CONTENDERS in here. Like, REAL contenders.
View GalleryView the gallery Presented in no particular order, and based mostly on our own opinions -- as the Head Crabapples in Charge here -- but also factoring in your reactions where we can. In situations where you loved something we hated -- like Maggie Gyllenhaal -- we always try to evaluate whether we think
View GalleryView the gallery Being in this post isn't any kind of INSULT; it just means we've run out of steam, and we've all been at this for too long, so let's put a fork in it. Don't skip it, though:
View GalleryView the gallery Some of these are more successful than others. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryMuch like Kate Mara before her, Dakota is benefiting from my general excitement that this is something resembling anything. I'm neutral on what her hair is doing -- I think I'd have done a bun, maybe even sans bangs -- but the lip is pretty, and the gown,
Read moreI was going to put this up for a vote, because there are nits to pick, but then I decided that I don't care because it's pretty and it's a ball gown and we needed MORE of those on Monday night. Am I in
Read moreI can't believe we almost forgot to deal with this. It was one of my biggest Cathy moments of the entire night -- you know, ACK, sweat drops, hair standing on end, the whole bit: However, all will be forgiven if she brings me a cold Lone Star beer
Read moreThis is how we know we're ready to put the Met Ball to bed. H: Did we forget to do Amy Adams? J: I could swear I read a post we wrote about her. But I didn't write it. H: I didn't write it.
Read moreI really want to like this, but it has similar problems to an Elie Saab that Angelina Jolie wore not long ago. That being, it's not super flattering to the chest. I love the idea of a gold art-deco demi-caftan, but the way it hangs off
Read moreRemember last year when Zooey decided that punk = seersucker Tommy Hilfiger (?!!????)? Well, this is Tommy again -- which makes sense, as she just did a line of clothing with him -- and it IS more on topic, although I honestly think the only way to be less on topic would be to
Read moreGood lord, a lot of people wore Prada to this thing. Which is crazy because, as we've noted, I sincerely think Miuccia doesn't read the Met Ball invitations and instead just boxes up a bunch of random stuff and shoots it out of an international t-
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