Remember last year when Zooey decided that punk = seersucker Tommy Hilfiger (?!!????)? Well, this is Tommy again -- which makes sense, as she just did a line of clothing with him -- and it IS more on topic, although I honestly think the only way to be less on topic would be to
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Good lord, a lot of people wore Prada to this thing. Which is crazy because, as we've noted, I sincerely think Miuccia doesn't read the Met Ball invitations and instead just boxes up a bunch of random stuff and shoots it out of an international t-
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Let's get one thing straight: this is UTTER LUNACY. It is HIDEOUS. And yet, bizarrely, I might secretly love it: She looks like a complete crackpot, but a FUN one and a crackpot with whom I want to go have a champagne cocktail, IMMEDIATELY. She looks like that
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View the gallery This is another instance where being likened to home products is a good thing. I think that looks like a heavy old bedspread and I would TOTALLY sleep under that bedspread, and also, wear this dress. It's stunning, from cut to color to the way
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After KILLING it at this event both last year and the year before, I guess our beloved Solange was due for a fall (and perhaps Beyonce told her to be nice and take one for the team): But this was such a LONG FALL, Solange. You look like an orange
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I do love a red lip: Not to mention navy blue: I was unsure about this Monday night, but now that I've gotten to live with it a bit, I love it. I'm not sure if it's right for this event -- if seems sort
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View the gallery This pattern is so heart-stopping in black and white -- Myleene Klass was perfection in it -- that the baby pink and blue was never going to match up. But it's still cool, and it's close, and it's Charles James-lite, which
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In the hopes of getting through so many many many Met Gala looks, I thought, "why not stick the two American Horror Story ladies together?" Let's start with the Supreme herself, Jessica Lange (with and in Marc Jacobs): Marc looks sharp, although that man-bag looks
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View the gallery I hate to repeat what I said on Twitter, but I know not everyone reads it, and what I wrote there is still the first thing I think. Which is: Rita always poses like the manufacturer forgot to level her when she was made. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery She looks a bit underwhelming -- not bad, but not GRAND enough for my personal needs at this event -- but he is A DELIGHT. A delight, I tell you. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery A sighting of Blake and Ryan together, canoodling on a red carpet, is almost as rare as an Affleck-Garner public lovefest. DRINK IT IN WHILE YOU CAN. [Photos: Getty, Splash]
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View the gallery I feel like when the theme for this year's Met Gala came out, Zac Posen heaved a HUGE sigh of relief and called Dita and was like, "WE ARE ALL OVER THIS." And, indeed, so they were. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery There is some confusion on the Interwebs as to which twin is wearing what designer, and I think it's because some people can't tell the twins APART so they're trying to be vague about how they're credited. Ashley is
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Okay. I suspect some of you are not going to agree with me here. AND THAT'S OKAY. However! I actually think this is totally charming and delightful on her: It's sassy! It's fun! The shoes are cute! The embroidery and shape are totally event
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I actually like this better than I initially thought I might. I'm not sure what exactly was holding me back about it; clearly it fits her, and the Reese cups are supporting her witherspoons, and nobody has polterwang nor any other unfortunate imaginary lumps and bumps that usually
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