Y'all, I think I might have gotten hold of some Homeland spoilers. Apparently season 6 finds Carrie Mathison embedded in Oompa Loompa Land. We've been whingeing about Claire's overzealous tanning/bronzer habit since June, so maybe it is for work. It's distracting,
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The blond was, at least initially, for a role. But now she looks like Lady Gaga. And then when you look at the rest of her, you think maybe you sleepwalked into a rogue DeLorean, and it's 1988 and she's The Bangles' lawyer. Here she
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This event was in the name of HER foundation, partially... ... so someone should've found her a dress that didn't look like a chocolate wrapper flattened by a child's motorized 4x4. Or at LEAST teach the child to run over it in a way that
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I really want to like this, but it has similar problems to an Elie Saab that Angelina Jolie wore not long ago. That being, it's not super flattering to the chest. I love the idea of a gold art-deco demi-caftan, but the way it hangs off
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View the gallery I hate to repeat what I said on Twitter, but I know not everyone reads it, and what I wrote there is still the first thing I think. Which is: Rita always poses like the manufacturer forgot to level her when she was made. [Photos: Getty]
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Well, it's a slow Friday, and we're all winding down right about now, dreaming of our first cocktail of the night. So this one's for all you Doctor Who lovers out there. Let's get the dress out of the way: I quite
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I was going to suggest that SJP often seems a lot less cheery when she's making the rounds with The Brod. But she looks perfectly happy here. So much for my thoughtless rumor-mongering. I ALSO rather like her outfit. It's something not a lot of
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Well, her hair and makeup have improved since last time, although something about the lipstick here gives me the quick-take impression that she just ate a peach or something and it's smeared all over her mouth. And I love almost all of the dress, but can'
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View the gallery Heidi Klum is still gorgeous. Why doesn't she trust that? [Photos: Getty]
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Something about this dress reminds me of Jennifer Lawrence -- as if it just missed the cut for her Hunger Games promo tour, and then got handed down to somebody who promised to give it a good home, or rather, a good shoe. Elizabeth definitely lived up to the shoe promise.
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View the gallery It's always good news when your outfit inadvertently matches your award. I don't think there's anyway she planned that, given that she seemed sincerely stunned by her win -- as were we, honestly. Viola, I had my money on you.
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View the gallery I hope Elizabeth Banks escapes the martial/marital clutches of Kim Jong-un soon and returns to 30 Rock. I was so meh on her before she joined that show, and now -- in the grand tradition of people who eventually seduce me with their talent -- I think
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View the gallery Oh, hey! Nicole! I knew I forgot to write about SOMEONE in something shiny.
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Considering how wacky Fergie's been looking lately, this feels like a victory: There truly is no better time to go out wearing what looks like the skin of a gold lamé reptile than New Year's Eve and I am absolutely not being sarcastic about that: This
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And somewhere, Megan Fox realized that she'd become replaceable in the "Super Hot Girl Starring in Giant Summer Blockbuster in Which Things Blow Up" category. And, probably, promptly decided she didn't really care.
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