"Hey guys, "Thanks so much for giving me this award for Serious Grown-Up Mature Boring Achievement. Now that I'm 'dating' Jake Gyllenhaal, I realize that I need to appear older and more sedate than my chronological age implies or it seems sort of
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When Emma Watson wore this, Jessica astutely noted that if it had been Boobs Legsly in that dress, it would've been figure-skating jokes aplenty. Well, Legsly hasn't worn it exactly, but she's done her version of it: However, to her credit, instead of
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Every year, when Fug Madness begins, one of the proud members of Fug Nation wonders, "who the hell is Charo?" when confronted with her smiling disembodied head presiding over one of the quadrants of the Fug Madness bracket. All the question really means, you know, is that you,
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Sparkles aren't new for Taylor, but at least this seems more adult than the glittery nude, silver, or gold princess gowns she usually picks -- and I mean "adult" in a nice, transitional way, not Betty White-aged but rather a smidge more sophisticated and appropriate for
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I know exposed zippers are all the rage, but I tend not to be a fan. Obviously sometimes when they're worked into the design in an edgy way, they can make sense; by and large, though, they're too distracting. It's the same reason I
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I'm not sure if this silver tube is actually too tight... ...or whether it just SEEMS that way because she has turned a hanging fruit basket into a corset that would double as an aerial harness for quick skyward getaways. I think both. In general, when you can&
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This is INTRIGUING: If you've ever wondered what it would look like if you stuck a half-eaten sugar cookie into the top of your ballgown to save it for later, now you know -- that is, if you eat gold-dipped sugar cookies, which I assume everyone does.
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I love Maria Conchita Alonso: If only because when I say, "MARIA CONCHITA ALONSO, THAT IS NOT A DRESS!" I sound like her angry mother.
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CARA BUONO; Suck on THIS, Don Draper! I look hot! REGRET MUCH?! CHRISTINA HENDRICKS: Sigh. Cara, you were never dating Don Draper. The show is a work of fiction. ELISABETH MOSS: Suck on THIS, Fred Armisen! I look hot! REGRET MUCH? CARA: Sigh. Elisabeth, you were never dating Fred Armisen.
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This is ostensibly a pretty, randomly metallic dress. But when I look at it, it's like a glitter Rorschach test, and I see a snowy village-scape from on high -- kind of like what I imagine the Grinch saw when he stared down at every Who down in
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SAM ROCKWELL: Hilary. HILARY SWANK: Hi Sam! What's new? What's happening? What's the dilly-oh? Or is it "dealie-oh"? Or "DILLY, YO." Or "DEAL-Y, YO." Or -- SAM: Please stop. You are so awkward sometimes. HILARY: What
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Remember when Sandra Bullock showed up at the Oscars looking for all the world like she belonged on-stage holding the little gleaming gold man? I think Hilary Swank is trying to do her one better Her movie isn't nominated yet, and neither is she, but it sure
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[Photo: Splash News] KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN: Kim, don't you think this has all gone far enough? KIM KARDASHIAN: What has? KOURTNEY: I mean, we've been photographed all over town. People remember we're here. The Kardashian brand has been goosed. Can't we just take
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I don't think I'd venture so far as to say this is fugly, because that implies a level of drama that is largely absent from the following: [Photo: Splash News]There's certainly something pretty about this, but for some reason it's not
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Michelle Monaghan always looks like she ought to be a TV star, to me: That's not a slam, by the way. I LOVE TV -- and I think there's easily as much, if not more, artistry and creativity in TV as in movies, especially right now. But
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